Josh Wolf

$8,000.

And then you haggle for a while.

Okay, $2,800.

And it's like you sit there and eventually it goes, okay, get in, $100.

But it starts off.

So you jump in and we're hauling ass to the airport.

And I got a fucking first class ticket on United that's in one of those recliners.

Like they literally have a lazy boy there with a fucking...

So tired, and all I want to do is sleep, but we're going to miss the goddamn flight.

I'm with Alex of Lynn and Alex Flame.

Yeah, I'm with Alex, and he's having a little gay meltdown, and he's on the phone with the dispatcher, and where are they, and they're not here, and they fuck you over because if they would just tell you at 4 o'clock, hey, man.

sorry, you're on your own.

You'd make a mad day.

But instead, they do the thing where it's, well, I talked to the guy, he's coming up, he's stuck in traffic, is he on 58th or 57th, he's just behind the hotel, says he'll be there by 4.30, but then when he doesn't fucking show, now you're fucked because you just wasted that last half hour that you definitely, that was the make or break, that half hour right there.

And if someone would just say, fuck it, it ain't happening, you'd just go jump on the hood of a cab and you'd get there.

So,

We finally get a car.

We get there.

We missed the flight.

Blah, blah, blah.