Josh Wolf
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Find some other flight.
Get on that flight.
Delta, delayed, 33rd in line.
By the way, if there are any pilots listening, you know, a little information from the flight deck is fine.
You want to say that the wind's out of the northwest at three knots, fine.
Don't need the constant update about how far.
toward the back of the queue we are for takeoff.
Like, well, we're currently at number 168.
A couple of land shifts have been closed down.
So it should be about a two-hour wait before.
So it mentally fucks you over when you realize you're 47th in line to take off.
We're on the plane.
It's dark.
I got a drink.
Let's just keep inching forward.
Don't even say anything.
Just say we'll be lifting off soon.
Don't keep giving me how far back we are.
Anyway, get back to L.A.