José Bautista

Hit it further, but I think I could probably hit more.

Here's my analysis.

I've stayed a little bit more active, so I think my endurance will be a little bit higher than his, but he's still got way more pop than me, so I'll give credit when credit is due, but I think I can outlast him.

If we had to do a home run derby, he'll probably hit the furthest one, and I'll probably hit more than him.

No, just watching.

When was the last time you picked up a baseball team?

I mean, I coach my daughter's boys' middle school baseball team, obviously, for fun and to kind of just have something to do around the community.

So that's fun.

But when it comes to, like, professional baseball, no.

So you're throwing BP.

I'm throwing BP.

I'm hitting ground balls.

I'm Coach Batista, man.

No, I coach the boys, so I have all girls, but the middle school boys, you know, I got corralled in one of the fundraisers one year, and they're like, hey, you know what's a good idea?

If we bring back our baseball team that we haven't had for the last 10 years and you become the coach.

And I was like, that sounds like a terrible idea.

But since you guys are making me feel bad about it, sure, I'll do it.

And it's been a good four years already.

That's right.

I let him kind of express their emotions and play with a lot of drive.