Jovan Afzali

Or Jovan? All right, let me know if this makes you laugh. Okay, so I... Okay, so I went to get a physical the other day, right? And I get to the doctors, and I show them my insurance card, and they're like, oh, with your insurance, we can only check your sight and your weight. So they took me in the back, and they made me look in a mirror and just guess how fat I was.

Or Jovan? All right, let me know if this makes you laugh. Okay, so I... Okay, so I went to get a physical the other day, right? And I get to the doctors, and I show them my insurance card, and they're like, oh, with your insurance, we can only check your sight and your weight. So they took me in the back, and they made me look in a mirror and just guess how fat I was.

Or Jovan? All right, let me know if this makes you laugh. Okay, so I... Okay, so I went to get a physical the other day, right? And I get to the doctors, and I show them my insurance card, and they're like, oh, with your insurance, we can only check your sight and your weight. So they took me in the back, and they made me look in a mirror and just guess how fat I was.

I'm like, oh, oh, I'm not that fat. Okay, and they're like, you're definitely gonna need glasses. Okay. So there was a lot of hot girls at the library today, but I didn't talk to any of them because it's hard to be charming when you have to whisper. So instead I just sat down next to one and I read eating pussy for dummies and vigorously highlighted.

I'm like, oh, oh, I'm not that fat. Okay, and they're like, you're definitely gonna need glasses. Okay. So there was a lot of hot girls at the library today, but I didn't talk to any of them because it's hard to be charming when you have to whisper. So instead I just sat down next to one and I read eating pussy for dummies and vigorously highlighted.

I'm like, oh, oh, I'm not that fat. Okay, and they're like, you're definitely gonna need glasses. Okay. So there was a lot of hot girls at the library today, but I didn't talk to any of them because it's hard to be charming when you have to whisper. So instead I just sat down next to one and I read eating pussy for dummies and vigorously highlighted.

I swear to God, man, if one more person says I look exactly like George Floyd, I'm gonna lose my shit. Um, you know me, I'm just a classic incel. One time I had sex with a blow-up doll on an air mattress. I've never been more out of breath. Holy shit. Wow. Jovan Afzali, ladies and gentlemen.

I swear to God, man, if one more person says I look exactly like George Floyd, I'm gonna lose my shit. Um, you know me, I'm just a classic incel. One time I had sex with a blow-up doll on an air mattress. I've never been more out of breath. Holy shit. Wow. Jovan Afzali, ladies and gentlemen.

I swear to God, man, if one more person says I look exactly like George Floyd, I'm gonna lose my shit. Um, you know me, I'm just a classic incel. One time I had sex with a blow-up doll on an air mattress. I've never been more out of breath. Holy shit. Wow. Jovan Afzali, ladies and gentlemen.

Four years, yeah. Four years. All of it here in Austin? Yeah. No, two years in Austin, two years in Albany. That's where I'm from, New York.

Four years, yeah. Four years. All of it here in Austin? Yeah. No, two years in Austin, two years in Albany. That's where I'm from, New York.

Four years, yeah. Four years. All of it here in Austin? Yeah. No, two years in Austin, two years in Albany. That's where I'm from, New York.

Wow. Congratulations on getting out of there. What do you do for work? I'm a cook at like a sushi restaurant nearby. Oh, hell yeah.

Wow. Congratulations on getting out of there. What do you do for work? I'm a cook at like a sushi restaurant nearby. Oh, hell yeah.

Wow. Congratulations on getting out of there. What do you do for work? I'm a cook at like a sushi restaurant nearby. Oh, hell yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I see your point.

I see your point.