Jovan Afzali
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Hell yeah. Well, it wasn't my first choice, yeah. I wanted to be a hibachi cook. It's the only job where you get to throw shrimp into black guys' mouths and nobody bats an eye. Wow. Here we go. So I went sushi.
Hell yeah. Well, it wasn't my first choice, yeah. I wanted to be a hibachi cook. It's the only job where you get to throw shrimp into black guys' mouths and nobody bats an eye. Wow. Here we go. So I went sushi.
Hell yeah. Well, it wasn't my first choice, yeah. I wanted to be a hibachi cook. It's the only job where you get to throw shrimp into black guys' mouths and nobody bats an eye. Wow. Here we go. So I went sushi.
No, I'm a prep cook, and the sauce guy just got fired today, so I got moved up to sauces, yeah. Wow! Yes. Sauce guy. Do you know why the sauce guy got fired? It's a big mystery, but I can only guess, you know, yeah. Probably putting... What would you guess? Probably putting bad stuff in the sauce, yeah. There you go. No doubt about it. That's exactly what I was thinking.
No, I'm a prep cook, and the sauce guy just got fired today, so I got moved up to sauces, yeah. Wow! Yes. Sauce guy. Do you know why the sauce guy got fired? It's a big mystery, but I can only guess, you know, yeah. Probably putting... What would you guess? Probably putting bad stuff in the sauce, yeah. There you go. No doubt about it. That's exactly what I was thinking.
No, I'm a prep cook, and the sauce guy just got fired today, so I got moved up to sauces, yeah. Wow! Yes. Sauce guy. Do you know why the sauce guy got fired? It's a big mystery, but I can only guess, you know, yeah. Probably putting... What would you guess? Probably putting bad stuff in the sauce, yeah. There you go. No doubt about it. That's exactly what I was thinking.
That's fucking corny. That's fucking corny. What the fuck?
That's fucking corny. That's fucking corny. What the fuck?
That's fucking corny. That's fucking corny. What the fuck?
Oh, there's this really good one. It's like edamame with jalapenos in it. And it's like, we call it EDJ. And it's like, I don't know, it's delicious. Why do you call it EDJ? Edamame jalapeno, dipshit.
Oh, there's this really good one. It's like edamame with jalapenos in it. And it's like, we call it EDJ. And it's like, I don't know, it's delicious. Why do you call it EDJ? Edamame jalapeno, dipshit.
Oh, there's this really good one. It's like edamame with jalapenos in it. And it's like, we call it EDJ. And it's like, I don't know, it's delicious. Why do you call it EDJ? Edamame jalapeno, dipshit.
I see your point, yeah. I see your point. I'm sorry for overreacting. Yeah, you're goddamn fucking right you are.
I see your point, yeah. I see your point. I'm sorry for overreacting. Yeah, you're goddamn fucking right you are.
I see your point, yeah. I see your point. I'm sorry for overreacting. Yeah, you're goddamn fucking right you are.