Jovan Afzali
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I did 20 minutes on my local Funny Bone once upon a time, yeah. Wow, 20 minutes, and he kind of looks like a bitch.
I did 20 minutes on my local Funny Bone once upon a time, yeah. Wow, 20 minutes, and he kind of looks like a bitch.
I did 20 minutes on my local Funny Bone once upon a time, yeah. Wow, 20 minutes, and he kind of looks like a bitch.
Yeah, so I've noticed there's a lot of gold diggers in this city, right? You have to be careful. I overheard these two girls. One of them said she would fuck any guy with a job and a boat. So I snuck up behind her. I was like, hey, what could I get with a canoe and an internship? Anything? Okay. No, it's tough to find true love, it is, because it's not all based off looks. Love is blind.
Yeah, so I've noticed there's a lot of gold diggers in this city, right? You have to be careful. I overheard these two girls. One of them said she would fuck any guy with a job and a boat. So I snuck up behind her. I was like, hey, what could I get with a canoe and an internship? Anything? Okay. No, it's tough to find true love, it is, because it's not all based off looks. Love is blind.
Yeah, so I've noticed there's a lot of gold diggers in this city, right? You have to be careful. I overheard these two girls. One of them said she would fuck any guy with a job and a boat. So I snuck up behind her. I was like, hey, what could I get with a canoe and an internship? Anything? Okay. No, it's tough to find true love, it is, because it's not all based off looks. Love is blind.
You know what it's not? Nose blind. My girlfriend smells like shit. I put my thumb in her belly button and her butthole, I pulled it out, it smelled exactly the same. What's going on? Okay, no. I don't actually have a girlfriend. Sometimes I like to make up imaginary girlfriends. Right now I'm dating this black girl. Her name's Double Entendre.
You know what it's not? Nose blind. My girlfriend smells like shit. I put my thumb in her belly button and her butthole, I pulled it out, it smelled exactly the same. What's going on? Okay, no. I don't actually have a girlfriend. Sometimes I like to make up imaginary girlfriends. Right now I'm dating this black girl. Her name's Double Entendre.
You know what it's not? Nose blind. My girlfriend smells like shit. I put my thumb in her belly button and her butthole, I pulled it out, it smelled exactly the same. What's going on? Okay, no. I don't actually have a girlfriend. Sometimes I like to make up imaginary girlfriends. Right now I'm dating this black girl. Her name's Double Entendre.
She's really kind, but she makes me do weird things in the bedroom. Like she'll make me do black face and she'll do white face. So then we 69 and it looks like ying yang. It's kind of like, you know, it's kind of weird. And she's always telling me, she's like, Joven, bring food in the bedroom, but I'm out of whipped cream. So I'm like, okay, I have caramelized onions and Swiss cheese.
She's really kind, but she makes me do weird things in the bedroom. Like she'll make me do black face and she'll do white face. So then we 69 and it looks like ying yang. It's kind of like, you know, it's kind of weird. And she's always telling me, she's like, Joven, bring food in the bedroom, but I'm out of whipped cream. So I'm like, okay, I have caramelized onions and Swiss cheese.
She's really kind, but she makes me do weird things in the bedroom. Like she'll make me do black face and she'll do white face. So then we 69 and it looks like ying yang. It's kind of like, you know, it's kind of weird. And she's always telling me, she's like, Joven, bring food in the bedroom, but I'm out of whipped cream. So I'm like, okay, I have caramelized onions and Swiss cheese.
So I'll spit on her. I'm like, who's my little patty melt? Four? Okay. All right, thanks. Thank you. All right.
So I'll spit on her. I'm like, who's my little patty melt? Four? Okay. All right, thanks. Thank you. All right.
So I'll spit on her. I'm like, who's my little patty melt? Four? Okay. All right, thanks. Thank you. All right.