Juanita

Love all that shit.

I try to convince my guy friends to go with me, but they all just think I'm trying to fuck them.

They're like, yo, let's go to a strip club.

Some fresh produce, dude.

I did go to that strip club, right?

I like strip clubs, but I don't like that the gender roles were reversed at a strip club.

The women come up to the men, and that's terrifying to me.

I'm not used to that shit at all, and they're aggressive as fuck.

Ladies, I understand your plight.

I now know what it's like to be a hot chick, because I'm just there with my boys just trying to have a fun time at the strip club, and these money-hungry strippers are like, ah, you want to dance?

You want to dance?

And I'm like, leave me alone.

I'm trying to have fun with my friends.

Just because I dress this way doesn't mean I want attention.

Not pulled out of the bucket.

I brought Chris Celio, my roommate, my best friend.

We've been roommates for a short period of time, best friends for 10 years.

It's fine.

I mean, like...

Dude.