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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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And now here's a brand new episode of Kill Tony.
Hey, this is Robert, coming to you live from the Comedy Mothership here in Austin, Texas, for a brand new episode of Kill Tony. Get up for Tony Hatchclay! Who's ready for the best fucking night of their lives, huh?
And that is the best damn band in the land, ladies and gentlemen. Make some noise. Fernando. Castillo, Raul Vallejo, Carlos Sosa, Michael Gonzalez, Nachos Belgrande, Matt Muehling on the electric guitar back here. Sunglassed up like a real rock star. And John Dee's sunglasses, because he naps during the show. Secretly napping during the show.
And there's Dee Madness, also sunglasses, ladies and gentlemen. He stays awake the entire time. Just in case. Just in case that vision comes back for a sweet, sweet second. He doesn't want to miss it. He does not sleep. He stays awake, eyes open. How do we feel, everybody? We in a good mood tonight? Very, very exciting stuff happening.
This is Kill Tony, the number one comedy live post something in the world. We're almost everything.
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Chapter 2: What special events are mentioned in the show?
We're number one in a lot of different categories now. Brought to you by Nicked and Prize Picks tonight. How exciting. Here's a little bit more from the amazing sponsors that made it all possible. You guys ready to start tonight's fucking show or what, huh?
Fly.
Get that fucking fly out of here. It's the CNN fly. They have little drones. They bring them to Joe Rogan's club and try to get fucking... I'm gonna kill this thing before we do this. I'm gonna kill this fucking thing. Come on. Where is it? Come on. Here we go. Okay, here we go. Son of a bitch. I think it's gone. Who's ready to start tonight's fucking episode, huh? Here we go.
Every single week, I purposefully book two, sometimes one, sometimes three, but I have fun matching up the chemistries. I envision how would these two work together. Every single week, I put a lot of thought into this. This one is a special one. Two of the guests of the year, front runners right now for 2025.
Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for two of the greats, James McCann and Dave Landau.
Donald Forbes. McCann is back. And his new special, Black Israelite, is on YouTube.
Dave Landau's new book, Party of One, out now on Amazon. Welcome back, gentlemen. James McCann, one of the most used guests in 2025.
What a joy it is to be here once again. At this beautiful club with these beautiful people. Dave, hello. Hey. Hello.
Wow.
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Chapter 3: What new projects do James McCann and Dave Landau share?
Why don't you say something funny about it? It made me never want to have sex again.
Why? Because it was gross. It was weird. I did a 4D thing where the chairs are rocking and it sprayed water in my face. It was really upsetting. Was it like a squirt? What was the reason for the water? I don't really understand. I think you go into a pussy and it sprays water in your face. There it is. That's how it goes. Should I have opened with that?
No, no, you're doing fine, Colin. It's all good, buddy.
Okay. It's my birthday. Bye.
Okay. Wow. All right. One more ultra-lame thing to say. Okay. Super crazy. All right, there he goes. Colin Sledge, everyone. Oh, Lord. These slow-moving flies. These flies are out of control, guys. We need to make sure this doesn't happen again. I'm sure there's ways around it.
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Chapter 4: How do James and Dave feel about their experiences in comedy?
We have 12 fucking production assistants, all of them just watching flies all day, I'm sure. Just like, well, that'll be fun. Maybe it'll add an exciting element to the show. Joe Robin's Fly Museum. All right. I mean, what can I say, ladies and gentlemen? This is one of the wildest bucket pools. She just happened a couple weeks ago. She's back. She is back. Make some noise for Juanita, everybody.
Kill Tony, do any of you suffer from depression, anxiety, mental health? Make some noise, yeah? That sucks I don't. Just a perfectly normal 37-year-old overweight transgender comedy prodigy. Killing the game. A friend of the show and my 400-pound friend, Sally Contreras, she struggles with her mental health, and she confided in me one day.
She said, I'm chucking myself into a psych ward because I'm not feeling well. And I told her, that is good because you're taking action. She goes, people keep telling me that, but what I want to do is walk my ass onto oncoming traffic. I told her, girl, don't you dare say that. And don't you dare do that. You're just gonna fuck up somebody's car. 400 pounds.
I'm a good friend though, I gave her advice. I said, you should walk in front of a train. It's more efficient.
Okay, Juanita. Hell yeah. How do you feel about that one, Ida?
I feel great.
Hell yeah. I find it odd that you called out your friend by name on a huge show and then talked about how they were suicidal. It's kind of crazy to do. You notice that you did that at all?
No, I did. We've talked about talking about it on the show.
So you kind of like plugged her just then. Talking about how she wanted to kill herself on the biggest show in the industry. Do you think about these things? Have you become a woman that much to where you've become that selfish?
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Chapter 5: What does Augie Lee do for work?
Yeah, just cool, like, vintage shit, I guess. Wow. Gucci sunglasses. They pay you for bringing stuff to a thrift store? No, no.
Other people... I get paid to bring it in while other people donate. I'm sorry. I had a very exciting moment where I thought I could get rid of all my shit.
But you said they're coming in and they're complaining. They're like, this should be $20.
Yeah, yeah, exactly. But they're not getting any money for it.
They just want the dignity of the product to get a high price.
Yeah. That's weird.
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Chapter 6: What interesting stories come from working at a thrift store?
It is weird. It is weird. It's like, come on, we're doing it like a third of the price anyways or whatever.
Augie, do you do drugs? I don't know. Tony, does it look like I do drugs? You know what? Yeah, it does. A little bit. What kind of drugs do you do? I like acid a lot. Okay. When's the last time you did acid? What time today?
Chapter 7: What unexpected experiences did Augie have while on acid?
Actually...
I did it a couple weeks ago, and while I was on acid, we were just chilling on the couch, and we were trying to write something, but we saw a rat running across into my bathroom.
Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah.
I was like, is this real?
Yeah. And the rat, it was the whole thing on acid, and my friends were just fucking with me the whole night. That was the last time I took acid, by the way. That was it. I mean, I've... A few weeks ago. Yeah, a few weeks ago. Yeah. Awesome. How about drinking? You do a lot of drinking? Like a Jack and Coke guy. How about today? Bath salts? Sorry.
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Chapter 8: How does Augie's relationship with his girlfriend evolve?
Did you drink today? What if I just fucking eat his face off? Get out, Tony! You're a wild boy, Augie. Did you drink today, Augie? Yeah, a little. I had one drink. My friend Matt was like, you're getting one drink only.
He's going to fuck with you.
Yeah, I was like, okay.
And then I'm here. It happened. Yeah. You scared?
How do you feel? A little bit. I've been watching you guys since I was like 13 years old. Wow.
How old are you now? I'm 24. Amazing. Okay. So with that said, you've been watching that long. You're in the interview part right now. What would you want you to do in this part of the show? You've been watching for a long time. Wow. This is it. I know, I know, right? You good at anything? You have any special skills or talents? You know how to yodel or anything like that?
Yodeling, yodeling, yodeling.
No, I can't. So no. No, but... I don't always try. I'll try anything once. I like karaoke. I love karaoke. I bet you do. I make music and stuff too, but I will sing anything. No. But no, yeah, no. Don't let me do that. Anything crazy about your family or your life history? Any near-death experiences? You ever save anybody's life? You ever do anything good?
I haven't saved anyone's life.
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