Juanita

Bro, like, you know, like, simple shit where, like, it'll be, he's... This one time I go into the bathroom, lights are off, doors open, right?

I open the door, and then he goes, ah, dude, I'm like, well, fuck you.

Me?

So I am, my background is in teaching, but right now the first job I was able to get when I moved to Austin, I'm currently a server at a retirement community.

Just, I mean, bro, I was like excited when I first got the job because I'm like, yo, I'm going to fucking crush some old pussy, dude.

And then I got the job, and then I was like, oh, bro, gross.

This is not like what you Google online, dude.

We do look like we make the perfect 10 though.

And then white people drive past that same place and go, what a nice place to have a wedding.

Why don't we get married here?

Babe, let's do a silly one.

Put the shackles on me.

That's crazy.

I don't know.

Ma'am, have you ever been to a wedding at Auschwitz?

Has that ever happened to you?

No, that'd be crazy, right?

Man, white pussy, no.

White pussy be like, black pussy, nah.

I don't know who... What is that, man?