Jubal Fresh

I'm paying good money.

I'm paying really good money for this, too.

Like, just because I'm not a billionaire, like, I don't understand why you have to cancel my reservation.

Well, it has nothing to do with money.

It's just that, I mean, it's, you know, it's Travis Kelsey.

What does it have to do with?

It's Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey.

I figured you'd be excited to know the news before anybody else.

Why would I be excited about this?

You call me to cancel my reservation when I have made these plans for six months.

I'm going to propose to my boyfriend.

And so now I've been in communication with the restaurant and now you're calling me and telling me Travis Kelsey and what's her name?

Taylor Swift.

Yeah, Taylor Swift.

Buying out the place.

Okay.

All right.

Well, I can see that you're upset, but I also want to let you know that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey herself have decided to give anybody that we have to cancel reservations for on such a big day a free signed jersey from Travis Kelsey.

Okay.

So you're offering me a signed jersey from someone I don't even care about because you canceled my romantic date?