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A popular honey-based product called ashfiat alharamine energy support was recalled nationwide after dozens of men were admitted to the hospital with unexplained stiffness that lasted for more than four hours.

After doctors did some research, they found that all of these men had used the honey product just before their sundial decided to read High Noon for hours upon hours upon hours.

How do you spell that?

The Food and Drug Administration researched and found tadalafil, tadalafil, tadalafil, I don't know how you say it, tadalafil, probably, in the honey, a prescription medication used to treat erectile dysfunction.

And the ingredient was not on the honey's label and also is a...

something that you need with a prescription, so it shouldn't have been in there anyway.

One 60-year-old man had to go to the hospital and said, at first I was excited.

I felt like I was in my 20s again, and so did my wife.

But after six hours, I'm fine if I don't ever get another one of those ever again.

Does it, I mean, does it hurt?

People who bought the honey are advised to stop using it immediately and follow the seller's instructions for returning or disposing of it.

Meanwhile, I bet there's some guys out there who can't wait to get their hands on it.

The honey, I mean.

Well, probably.

Anyway, is that a real news story or a fake news story?

Nina?

I feel like this has to be real.

Remember that trend that was going along not that long ago where college students were eating honey packets?

For the same exact reason.

And I bet you that's where this honey place got the idea for ta-da.