Jubal Fresh

Is that what you're saying?

I don't...

No, I mean, yeah, that is what I'm saying.

But they don't use it like a pole vault.

So apparently it's a crotch enlarging situation where they were actually sticking.

They were sticking different types of clay in that area, injecting hyaluronic acid in that area, doing anything that they can, like modeling clay to make that area bigger.

Because when it's bigger, I guess they can jump farther or they get more height.

Mm hmm.

They don't want to enlarge anything else.

That's what they go for?

That's what helps you jump?

That's what helps you jump farther.

So I guess they're stuffing their pants in order to do this.

Oh.

Interesting.

I mean, I've always had a 50-inch vertical leg.

Okay.

So I'm not worried about that.

Well, the Olympics figured this out, and they're like, nah, we're going to now have a 3D scanning technology that's going to be a little chip that everybody has to wear in between their legs to make sure that they are not doing anything to cheat.

It must be less aerodynamic too, I would think.