Julia Mervis
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357 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard Dec 2024
Julia Mervis’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Like go to the hospital. I mean, I'm assuming you did because you found out you broke your vagina.
The olive oil story changed our society.
She never misses.
Everyone sees my nipples.
Ready?
Adios, Eminem!
This sounds like my worst nightmare.
Because of the Skittle Dust?
When I was eight, I went on a family road trip with my mom, my grandma, and my grandpa. I had to pee really bad, so we stopped off at a gas station. When I was peeing, I felt a sharp pain in my butt. Turns out it was a bee underneath the toilet seat and it had stung me in the ass crack. I ran out yelling and screaming to anyone that would listen.
I ran up to my mom and she laughed at me and told me there was nothing she could do about it except put ice in it. She went to the gas station to get snacks and made me wait outside. I was sitting on the curb outside the gas station when I started feeling like I couldn't catch my breath. My throat was closing up. Choking, I went to my grandma and told her. I said I couldn't breathe.
She said I was being overdramatic and it was fine. It wasn't fine. I was having a severe allergic reaction to the bee sting in my ass crack. I had no knowledge of this bee allergy prior. Then I collapsed onto the floor and my mom ran out and called an ambulance. Literally on the verge of death, I was rushed to the hospital.
When we got there, I had to sit in the ER waiting room since there was no space. Choking, dying, fading in and out of consciousness from this stupid bee sting.
Since this bee sting in my butthole. My mom had stayed with me in the ambulance and left my grandma and grandpa to the hospital. My mom then got a call. I started panicking and projectile vomiting onto everyone in the ER next to me, all over the chairs, all over the floor. Yeah.
My mom left me there to go to the crash by myself, eight years old, sobbing, vomiting, just had an allergic reaction and people were disgusted, covered in my vomit. The nurses, worst night of my life. I now hate bees and have a hatred of bees. My grandma and grandpa recovered only for my grandma to die two weeks after that by slipping and falling down the stairs. I hate my life.
Yeah, but that's like really recent. So like really think about it. Is that really your favorite?
Okay.
Yeah, that one was really fun.
Yeah.
Nothing was wrong with Brat Summer. It cured a lot.
Brat Summer like healed us as a society, I want to say.
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