Justin Moorhouse
speaker
1,055 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Jun 2025
last heard Jun 2025
Justin Moorhouse’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Ticking time bomb.
I ring my mum to say, listen, mum, I'm going to be running a few minutes late.
And she says, what for?
Because my mum is very forgetful.
I have to check in with her every day.
I've got a little screen that I send the messages on so she remembers where I am.
And I say, mum, I'm going to... She goes, oh, I didn't even know you was coming.
And I have to just go, okay, fine.
I said, we're going to go for a cup of tea.
I said, but listen, if I'm seeing you tomorrow, let's just do that tomorrow.
Okay.
I said, I'll come and say hello.
I get to the flat and you know what?
The next hour and a half, okay, is me on the phone to Sky saying,
You don't need to know the details of that.
All I'll tell you is my mother-in-law, Mary, comes in whilst I'm on the phone to this guy pretending to be her, right?
And she's on the phone organizing a vegetable Rogan Josh night they're doing for the old people in the communal lounge in three weeks' time.
And I'm thinking to myself, genuinely, I love this woman, and she's been very kind and helpful to me.
and i'm just thinking will you not just shut the fuck up while i'm trying to sort your fucking broadband out i know you've done something you and your husband will have changed some settings and i'm trying to pretend to these people that you haven't and she just keeps chirping in can't they just send somebody and i want to go do you don't understand the fucking place we are in society now where no one gets sent anywhere they do it all online this is fucking gonna
And this is frustrating and they're forgetting passwords.
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