Justin Moorhouse

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1,055 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Jun 2025 last heard Jun 2025

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Yeah.

I'm a no snooze policy guy.

My mate, John, I used to stay in his house all the time, sleep on the couch, and he would sleep in the easy chair.

And his alarm would get off at seven because he had to go to work.

And I once saw him get up, walk over to the hi-fi where the alarm was on top of and snooze it about eight times.

I think it was 56 minutes of walking and snoozing.

Snooze is stupid.

You might as well get out of bed.

There's no benefit to the snooze, is there?

You don't go, oh, I feel much better for that seven minutes of anxiously waiting for the alarm to go off again.

Yeah.

I would like a life where I get up when I wake up, which is what I thought being a comedian would be.

Yeah, but not at 5.30, Justin.

No, but get up when I wake up.

Yeah, I've got a son who needs six kilos of bacon.

I've got a daughter that's mithering me all the time.

I've got, you know, the missus who sleeps next to me, you know, going to work every morning.

And like David, well, unlike David,

I have to do the gym bookings for my mom, who's 78 and cannot work the app.

Not at 7 a.m.

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