Justine Smith
speaker
1,511 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Jul 2026
last heard 19 Jul
Justine Smith’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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You know, like awful, demeaning shit.
And this one guy used to intro me on, and he'd always do this, and he'd get a mouthful of water, and he'd go, oh, here's a woman in her 20s pissing, and he'd set out a little jet of water.
And he'd be like, here's a woman in her 30s pissing, and he'd set out more water.
And then he'd go, and I was in my 40s at that time, and here's a woman in her 40s pissing, and he'd fill his mouth up and just go, bah!
Please welcome to the stage Justine Smith.
You know, it's just shit like that, you know, just setting that tone, you know.
And so you just had more to fight against, you know.
But then also the flip side of that is in a glass half full way is that 40 to 50 to 60 percent of the audience are women.
You know, so when I go out as the fifth or sixth person on the lineup and they've seen only straight white fucking dudes, which it was like, everyone's happy to see me.
Maybe that's just my little arrogance, but I was like, oh, they're going to be happy to see me because I'm a chick.
You know, so I looked at it like that, like it was an advantage.
Yeah, I was getting better and better and better and better.
I just made sure I was.
And, yeah, I just worked and worked and worked and got all the, like, that's why I would come in from PR, to get that 10-minute of stage time to work a gag, to work, work, work.
Yep.
Yeah, female comics suck.
Yeah.
The amount of times it used to annoy me so much, two things, would be when we walked into a gig and we'd meet the promoter and be with maybe four or five other guys.
And they'd go, oh, nice to meet you, nice to meet you, nice to meet you.
Get to me.
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