JV Hampton-VanSant
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1,473 appearances
5 recordings
1 series
first heard Jun 2026
last heard 27 Aug
JV Hampton-VanSant’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I have no complaints."
Well, not about him.
Perhaps about a few situational aspects, like being unable to maintain my focus since someone must deal with your guilty sniveling each day.
Come on, there's no use trying to hide it.
Regret leeches from your every stinking poor child.
Let me guess, bit of a drought this past summer, wasn't there?
"'Reckoned your father would be grateful for one less mouth to feed.
"'And a visually impaired brother can't contribute much in the fields, I expect.
"'So why not try the forest?
"'No doubt you figured the fairies would have a use for him.
"'And huzzah!
Wouldn't you know it?
You were right.
"'Isn't it nice to be right?
Doesn't it feel good to be right?'
We fairies have many uses for those who stumble into our rings.
Many, many uses.
It doesn't happen as often as one would expect, so we've learned to make the most of every opportunity.
Waste not, as the expression goes, which I assure you, we don't.
We never do.
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