K-Funk

Nun,

Nun,

Well, I just want everybody to know that I walked out of that league a champion. Everybody was extremely angry at me because I won the league and then I said I quit. And they were like, wait, what do you mean? You can't quit. I was like, I got better things I gotta do, bro. That's what I do to K-Funk.

Well, I just want everybody to know that I walked out of that league a champion. Everybody was extremely angry at me because I won the league and then I said I quit. And they were like, wait, what do you mean? You can't quit. I was like, I got better things I gotta do, bro. That's what I do to K-Funk.

Exactly, dude. Hey, Gronkh, good to see you, pal. It's been a long time, man. It's been a long time. I think you were probably dressed up as a pirate walking through Tampa the last time I saw you.

Exactly, dude. Hey, Gronkh, good to see you, pal. It's been a long time, man. It's been a long time. I think you were probably dressed up as a pirate walking through Tampa the last time I saw you.

I need more details, please. Oh, man. Let's just say nobody knew who they were, man, and they were happy about that. Wild one, man.

I need more details, please. Oh, man. Let's just say nobody knew who they were, man, and they were happy about that. Wild one, man.

Yeah, what? Mojo is a notorious in the club story that nobody needs to know about.

Yeah, what? Mojo is a notorious in the club story that nobody needs to know about.

Everyone saw his shoes and his Subas at the bottom of the floor. Ja. Ja. He's in the Royal Rumble and he's in there. Nobody is going to outlast Mojo in this situation. Everybody ran out. They eliminated themselves, jumped over the top rope, got out of there. The whole club knew Mojo. I think he was still a single man. He still did well that night. I don't know how. Now my moves are more fluid.

Everyone saw his shoes and his Subas at the bottom of the floor. Ja. Ja. He's in the Royal Rumble and he's in there. Nobody is going to outlast Mojo in this situation. Everybody ran out. They eliminated themselves, jumped over the top rope, got out of there. The whole club knew Mojo. I think he was still a single man. He still did well that night. I don't know how. Now my moves are more fluid.

I'm not being held down. You got it out, Mojo. You gotta go, bro.

I'm not being held down. You got it out, Mojo. You gotta go, bro.

Mojo, notorious club.

Mojo, notorious club.

I got Cincinnati covering that. I think it's going to be a really tight game. It might be three points, but Cincinnati, I think, covers and or wins the game. Okay. Rollis?

I got Cincinnati covering that. I think it's going to be a really tight game. It might be three points, but Cincinnati, I think, covers and or wins the game. Okay. Rollis?

Mojo the Spreadmaster!

Mojo the Spreadmaster!

Hi-ya! Bro, Joe, das ist ein faszinierender Nickname. Ich liebe das. Aber es wird ein Lied und ein Tanz, wenn du mich involvierst. Ich meine, du musst das verbreiten. Chris, wer bist du jetzt? Jetzt hast du alle Informationen, die du brauchst.

Hi-ya! Bro, Joe, das ist ein faszinierender Nickname. Ich liebe das. Aber es wird ein Lied und ein Tanz, wenn du mich involvierst. Ich meine, du musst das verbreiten. Chris, wer bist du jetzt? Jetzt hast du alle Informationen, die du brauchst.

In your bio, you should absolutely have Spreadmaster.

In your bio, you should absolutely have Spreadmaster.

I'm so upset that I didn't think of the Spreadmaster before I got here.

I'm so upset that I didn't think of the Spreadmaster before I got here.

Daniel Jones is now on the Vikings. And my heart would tell me, we're going to go ahead and take the Arizona Cardinals in this situation. We're going to use our heart, not our head. That is exactly what time it is. I know exactly what happens when Daniel Jones enters your locker room.

Daniel Jones is now on the Vikings. And my heart would tell me, we're going to go ahead and take the Arizona Cardinals in this situation. We're going to use our heart, not our head. That is exactly what time it is. I know exactly what happens when Daniel Jones enters your locker room.

I don't know who they were. I'd love for you to point them out. I'll have a conversation with any one of them. And if his name is Joe by any chance, Joe Shane, Dein Sohn ist auf Drogen. The son is on drugs. The son is my friend, Enzo. He's my friend. Saquon Barkley.

I don't know who they were. I'd love for you to point them out. I'll have a conversation with any one of them. And if his name is Joe by any chance, Joe Shane, Dein Sohn ist auf Drogen. The son is on drugs. The son is my friend, Enzo. He's my friend. Saquon Barkley.

What the f*** happened? I swear. He couldn't even believe it. The second I said Saquon, he hung up.

What the f*** happened? I swear. He couldn't even believe it. The second I said Saquon, he hung up.

He's in bad shape, dude. He's in real bad shape. I understand he's got a family too.

He's in bad shape, dude. He's in real bad shape. I understand he's got a family too.

Er hat viel Nerv. Ich sage dir, Joe Shane ist kein guter Vater.

Er hat viel Nerv. Ich sage dir, Joe Shane ist kein guter Vater.

Und ich weiß das für einen Fakt. Weil jeder, der zu diesem Markt kommt, jeder, der zu diesem Markt kommt und seine Familie mit ihm bringt, ist ein Idiot. Diese Kinder sollten in Missouri geboren werden. Nobody should have to go through that. That kid's son plays football at Don Bosco. He's a freshman quarterback. Could you imagine what he's going through every day? Oh my God.

Und ich weiß das für einen Fakt. Weil jeder, der zu diesem Markt kommt, jeder, der zu diesem Markt kommt und seine Familie mit ihm bringt, ist ein Idiot. Diese Kinder sollten in Missouri geboren werden. Nobody should have to go through that. That kid's son plays football at Don Bosco. He's a freshman quarterback. Could you imagine what he's going through every day? Oh my God.

And he goes to all-boys school, bro?

And he goes to all-boys school, bro?

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay.

Ich weiß es nicht. Ich weiß es nicht. Ich weiß es nicht. Ich weiß es nicht. Ich weiß es nicht. Ich weiß es nicht. Ich weiß es nicht.

Ich weiß es nicht. Ich weiß es nicht. Ich weiß es nicht. Ich weiß es nicht. Ich weiß es nicht. Ich weiß es nicht. Ich weiß es nicht.

What kind of shoes, what do the bottoms of Mojo's shoes look like, buddy? K-Pump's face. Haha.

What kind of shoes, what do the bottoms of Mojo's shoes look like, buddy? K-Pump's face. Haha.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Ich glaube, die 30 Punkte, die sie gegen die Chargers gespielt haben, waren einfach beeindruckend. Die Hardball-Bowl. Ich versuche, das zu sagen. Die Hardborough-Bowl. Ja. Die Hardborough-Bowl. Ja. Er hat es gespielt. Also haben diese Jungs einander gespielt und die Chargers sind groß, defensiv groß, off the board. Das ist wirklich interessant, weil du den AFC-Juggernaut hast.

Ich glaube, die 30 Punkte, die sie gegen die Chargers gespielt haben, waren einfach beeindruckend. Die Hardball-Bowl. Ich versuche, das zu sagen. Die Hardborough-Bowl. Ja. Die Hardborough-Bowl. Ja. Er hat es gespielt. Also haben diese Jungs einander gespielt und die Chargers sind groß, defensiv groß, off the board. Das ist wirklich interessant, weil du den AFC-Juggernaut hast.

versus the NFC juggernaut right now. But you guys got to remember one thing. The only team, and this is just me speaking off the riff, because, you know, we're talking ball, bro. Zone knows ball, bro. Zone knows ball. Okay, Ross? You know, because I was a champion in your league that you guys wish I was still in. But I know this for a fact.

versus the NFC juggernaut right now. But you guys got to remember one thing. The only team, and this is just me speaking off the riff, because, you know, we're talking ball, bro. Zone knows ball, bro. Zone knows ball. Okay, Ross? You know, because I was a champion in your league that you guys wish I was still in. But I know this for a fact.

Lamar Jackson has only lost to one NFC quarterback in his entire career. Now, do you guys know who it is? Daniel Jones.

Lamar Jackson has only lost to one NFC quarterback in his entire career. Now, do you guys know who it is? Daniel Jones.

All things come back to Danny Jones, bro. I gotta say, man, I like the Ravens in this one. They just came off of a tough game.

All things come back to Danny Jones, bro. I gotta say, man, I like the Ravens in this one. They just came off of a tough game.

Enzo, who are you taking here? 49ers at Bills. Bills minus 7. Wow.

Enzo, who are you taking here? 49ers at Bills. Bills minus 7. Wow.

Josh Allen versus the backup quarterback for San Francisco.

Josh Allen versus the backup quarterback for San Francisco.

Billy, you're laughing, Billy.

Billy, you're laughing, Billy.

Das Notebook sieht aus wie eine Szene aus Superbad, Buddy. Anzo, ich bin der Einzige, der Schicksale auf dem Show bringt.

Das Notebook sieht aus wie eine Szene aus Superbad, Buddy. Anzo, ich bin der Einzige, der Schicksale auf dem Show bringt.

Bo Nix, here's your stat. 20 touchdowns, 2 turnovers. Okay? The only other people to ever do that, Pat Mahomes, Aaron Rodgers, Tom Brady, and Peyton Manning in a 10-game stretch. Bo Nix done that as a rookie. He's 24 years old. He played plenty of football, over 60 games at the collegiate level, and he's looking like the rookie of the year.

Bo Nix, here's your stat. 20 touchdowns, 2 turnovers. Okay? The only other people to ever do that, Pat Mahomes, Aaron Rodgers, Tom Brady, and Peyton Manning in a 10-game stretch. Bo Nix done that as a rookie. He's 24 years old. He played plenty of football, over 60 games at the collegiate level, and he's looking like the rookie of the year.

I believe in him, and I love Jameis Winston as much as anyone in the world. I mean, his pregame last week was... Can we ask for anything more? He's got a job. Whatever team he is. He'll replace Tom Brady, thank God, when that happens. When we watch Jameis Winston retires, if you put a poll out for the people, if this was wrestling and we really went with the most over guy, who do the people want?

I believe in him, and I love Jameis Winston as much as anyone in the world. I mean, his pregame last week was... Can we ask for anything more? He's got a job. Whatever team he is. He'll replace Tom Brady, thank God, when that happens. When we watch Jameis Winston retires, if you put a poll out for the people, if this was wrestling and we really went with the most over guy, who do the people want?

Man of the people? We're taking Jameis Winston in that spot over Tom Brady 10 out of 10 times. I agree.

Man of the people? We're taking Jameis Winston in that spot over Tom Brady 10 out of 10 times. I agree.

And I want him on the field at game days. He should be a sideline reporter. Anytime you got snow hitting the ground, send them to Green Bay. Send that guy to Seattle. Send them anywhere that there's snow. Just get him on the sideline with a smile and a microphone in his face.

And I want him on the field at game days. He should be a sideline reporter. Anytime you got snow hitting the ground, send them to Green Bay. Send that guy to Seattle. Send them anywhere that there's snow. Just get him on the sideline with a smile and a microphone in his face.

Er ist in der Promo-Klasse. Dusty Rhodes ist bereit, sich zu bewegen. Und Frenchy stellt seine Hand und fragt eine Frage.

Er ist in der Promo-Klasse. Dusty Rhodes ist bereit, sich zu bewegen. Und Frenchy stellt seine Hand und fragt eine Frage.

Ich wollte nach Hause gehen und spielen. Hello, dude. Yes.

Ich wollte nach Hause gehen und spielen. Hello, dude. Yes.

Oh, bro. Well, I did everybody a favor is what I did, and I shut up Baron Corbin.

Oh, bro. Well, I did everybody a favor is what I did, and I shut up Baron Corbin.

I just told you the short and the skinny of it, dude. That was it.

I just told you the short and the skinny of it, dude. That was it.

I hadn't gone yet, so I thought that was going to count for my promo. He's going to love this. It's going to be great.

I hadn't gone yet, so I thought that was going to count for my promo. He's going to love this. It's going to be great.

Hey, ist Shaheed noch nie zurückgekommen? Oder ist er aus dem Jahr?

Hey, ist Shaheed noch nie zurückgekommen? Oder ist er aus dem Jahr?

I'll go with the Broncos.

I'll go with the Broncos.

Oh yeah, what should we promote today?

Oh yeah, what should we promote today?

choice of games here we got a lot of big games out on the slate that are missing this week so what do you mean pittsburgh ravens philly washington minnesota seattle houston you got some locks and you're giving us the dolphins in the niners dude what's wrong with the titans and colts i mean the titans and colts barn burner huh you mean the colts need it i mean yeah you're right they do

choice of games here we got a lot of big games out on the slate that are missing this week so what do you mean pittsburgh ravens philly washington minnesota seattle houston you got some locks and you're giving us the dolphins in the niners dude what's wrong with the titans and colts i mean the titans and colts barn burner huh you mean the colts need it i mean yeah you're right they do

And it's the college football playoffs, which we do every year, and you didn't put one game on there.

And it's the college football playoffs, which we do every year, and you didn't put one game on there.

Yeah, we can do that real fast.

Yeah, we can do that real fast.

Hold on.

Hold on.

I just produced a show while we're at it. It'd probably be better.

I just produced a show while we're at it. It'd probably be better.

No, not me. I can't take credit. You're the oldest alum on K-Funk.

No, not me. I can't take credit. You're the oldest alum on K-Funk.

Yeah, take credit. We did win a couple years in a row there. I think last year we stumbled a little bit.

Yeah, take credit. We did win a couple years in a row there. I think last year we stumbled a little bit.

Two and three times. We have time to acknowledge him. We have time to let him talk this week. Since last week, I went undefeated and we didn't have time to do anything.

Two and three times. We have time to acknowledge him. We have time to let him talk this week. Since last week, I went undefeated and we didn't have time to do anything.

I already did that, Billy. I already did that.

I already did that, Billy. I already did that.

I already got the live drafting lines here, boys. We got the college football playoffs this weekend. Four games. So we're going to make quick picks. We'll do this quick. I'll get Gordy's. Gordy's very busy today. He's meeting with the sports complex owners for some ground fitness.

I already got the live drafting lines here, boys. We got the college football playoffs this weekend. Four games. So we're going to make quick picks. We'll do this quick. I'll get Gordy's. Gordy's very busy today. He's meeting with the sports complex owners for some ground fitness.

I don't know. I'm 15-9 in the last month, so it's not too bad.

I don't know. I'm 15-9 in the last month, so it's not too bad.

After last week where you just don't know anyone's records and stuff, this whole season I'm going to have to audit it.

After last week where you just don't know anyone's records and stuff, this whole season I'm going to have to audit it.

Oh, that doesn't count. This doesn't count.

Oh, that doesn't count. This doesn't count.

He's got what? The longer it goes, the better it is from ShareBear.

He's got what? The longer it goes, the better it is from ShareBear.

I was 15 games under .500. Now I'm four, so I'll take that.

I was 15 games under .500. Now I'm four, so I'll take that.

Okay. Hey, you know what? Get control of your show.

Okay. Hey, you know what? Get control of your show.

That's under 500. I need to do better.

That's under 500. I need to do better.

All right, Billy, let me talk now. All right. So we got the first game this week. Indiana Hoosiers are at Notre Dame. Notre Dame's minus seven on DraftKings. Did you go two and three last week? I was two and three last week.

All right, Billy, let me talk now. All right. So we got the first game this week. Indiana Hoosiers are at Notre Dame. Notre Dame's minus seven on DraftKings. Did you go two and three last week? I was two and three last week.

Mojo, how you doing? Welcome. Where's the baby?

Mojo, how you doing? Welcome. Where's the baby?

It's hard to be worse than zero wins.

It's hard to be worse than zero wins.

He's not playing college football now. We do college football playoffs every year.

He's not playing college football now. We do college football playoffs every year.

Weren't you a bench warmer at college at Maryland? You should want to bet on college.

Weren't you a bench warmer at college at Maryland? You should want to bet on college.

I didn't play anything. A lot less than, you know, whatever. Where did you play? I don't even have to say anything, K-Funk. You do it to yourself. All right, buddy. I'm going to go ahead and take... I'm not going to take Dorian, Thomas, whatever the hell his name is.

I didn't play anything. A lot less than, you know, whatever. Where did you play? I don't even have to say anything, K-Funk. You do it to yourself. All right, buddy. I'm going to go ahead and take... I'm not going to take Dorian, Thomas, whatever the hell his name is.

He wasn't 4-1, was he?

He wasn't 4-1, was he?

Really?

Really?

Anything we can do to promote Joe.

Anything we can do to promote Joe.

It's a dumb reason, exactly. Thank you, Carl. But there are reasons that make us smile.

It's a dumb reason, exactly. Thank you, Carl. But there are reasons that make us smile.

I get it now. Yeah. No need to pick good games. Let's just pick Mojo's 69 games.

I get it now. Yeah. No need to pick good games. Let's just pick Mojo's 69 games.

I hate the Cowboys as well.

I hate the Cowboys as well.

I can't stand the Cowboys. I don't like the four points, but I don't know, man. The Bucs. I think they beat the Lions and the Eagles, right? Give me the Bucs, too. Baker, give me Baker here.

I can't stand the Cowboys. I don't like the four points, but I don't know, man. The Bucs. I think they beat the Lions and the Eagles, right? Give me the Bucs, too. Baker, give me Baker here.

Yeah, Carl brought it up first.

Yeah, Carl brought it up first.

Saints? That's your logic? They're 5-9.

Saints? That's your logic? They're 5-9.

I'm going with Mojo.

I'm going with Mojo.

They... Half time, they put Rattler in. I like him. They gave him a little push there last week. So 14 and a half is way too much. Give me the thanks here. I don't care what the record is.

They... Half time, they put Rattler in. I like him. They gave him a little push there last week. So 14 and a half is way too much. Give me the thanks here. I don't care what the record is.

Don't worry, Mojo's taking all my picks, I know.

Don't worry, Mojo's taking all my picks, I know.

Fairweather? There's no Fairweather fans on this show.

Fairweather? There's no Fairweather fans on this show.

Billy, you're a Fairweather fan? You're not a Fairweather fan.

Billy, you're a Fairweather fan? You're not a Fairweather fan.

I mean, this is just a Billy special here. I don't even know who to take. My Dolphins are just an embarrassment. Give me the Dolphins. Oh, okay. Now, this is interesting here.

I mean, this is just a Billy special here. I don't even know who to take. My Dolphins are just an embarrassment. Give me the Dolphins. Oh, okay. Now, this is interesting here.

If we can't win this game. Really, Mike?

If we can't win this game. Really, Mike?

Pick opposite K from it.

Pick opposite K from it.

Mojo's scared to pick college games. I don't know.

Mojo's scared to pick college games. I don't know.

All right, real quick. We already did the older games.

All right, real quick. We already did the older games.

Mojo, the only reason you're in first place is because of the three weeks you went opposite me. You weren't even on the show, so you're welcome. I don't know about that. It has nothing to do with your picks or your knowledge.

Mojo, the only reason you're in first place is because of the three weeks you went opposite me. You weren't even on the show, so you're welcome. I don't know about that. It has nothing to do with your picks or your knowledge.

That's what I'm saying. Nothing to do with him. It was a choice. He's some great kicker or something.

That's what I'm saying. Nothing to do with him. It was a choice. He's some great kicker or something.

Stop stalling.

Stop stalling.

Just get Carl's games.

Just get Carl's games.

Carl, I'll go to you first, Carl. You can do the rest of these three. We got Penn State is minus nine. SMU, Carl, who do you want?

Carl, I'll go to you first, Carl. You can do the rest of these three. We got Penn State is minus nine. SMU, Carl, who do you want?

Carl, we got Carl Clemson at Texas. Texas is minus 12.

Carl, we got Carl Clemson at Texas. Texas is minus 12.

All right. And then the last one for you, Carl, will be Ohio State, the Ohio State University at Tennessee. And Tennessee is plus seven and a half. I'm sorry. It's at Ohio State. Ohio State's minus seven and a half.

All right. And then the last one for you, Carl, will be Ohio State, the Ohio State University at Tennessee. And Tennessee is plus seven and a half. I'm sorry. It's at Ohio State. Ohio State's minus seven and a half.

Have a great day, Carl. Thanks for coming on. All right, Rawless, you took Penn State.

Have a great day, Carl. Thanks for coming on. All right, Rawless, you took Penn State.

Yes, it worked. We got ShareBear, Penn State, and SMU. SMU is minus nine. I mean, SMU is plus nine, ShareBear.

Yes, it worked. We got ShareBear, Penn State, and SMU. SMU is minus nine. I mean, SMU is plus nine, ShareBear.

None of them are six to nine. None of them are six to nine. They're all good.

None of them are six to nine. None of them are six to nine. They're all good.

Mojo, who do you want in Indiana Notre Dame? Stu Gatz picked Indiana for you. You want to keep that or you want Notre Dame? I don't care. All right, we'll give him Indiana.

Mojo, who do you want in Indiana Notre Dame? Stu Gatz picked Indiana for you. You want to keep that or you want Notre Dame? I don't care. All right, we'll give him Indiana.

Unfortunately, we should have logged off of that. All right, Scare Bear, you're up. Penn State. Penn State SMU, Cher Bear.

Unfortunately, we should have logged off of that. All right, Scare Bear, you're up. Penn State. Penn State SMU, Cher Bear.

Cher Bear's picked Penn State seven times. He picked them one. Cher Bear, Clemson at Texas, Texas minus 12.

Cher Bear's picked Penn State seven times. He picked them one. Cher Bear, Clemson at Texas, Texas minus 12.

Let's go Texas. And then Cher Bear, Ohio State minus 7.5 against Tennessee.

Let's go Texas. And then Cher Bear, Ohio State minus 7.5 against Tennessee.

All right, Rawless, me and you are left. Rawless, you have Penn State. You have Notre Dame. I'll take SMU. And then, Rawless, we have Clemson, Texas. Texas minus 12.

All right, Rawless, me and you are left. Rawless, you have Penn State. You have Notre Dame. I'll take SMU. And then, Rawless, we have Clemson, Texas. Texas minus 12.

You want Texas, or then you want Ohio State, I'm assuming, against Tennessee.

You want Texas, or then you want Ohio State, I'm assuming, against Tennessee.

All right. And I'll take – I got Notre Dame. I got SMU. I'll take Texas and Tennessee. So give me two underdogs there. Ooh. SEC, baby. Let's go. All right. Rollis. Rollis. Anything you want to roll there out in sunny Arizona?

All right. And I'll take – I got Notre Dame. I got SMU. I'll take Texas and Tennessee. So give me two underdogs there. Ooh. SEC, baby. Let's go. All right. Rollis. Rollis. Anything you want to roll there out in sunny Arizona?

Awesome. Hopefully you go undefeated again, buddy. I'm rooting for you. Thank you. Sounds so sincere. I get nothing to promote. Mojo, before we get out of here, Dean, Daddy, is there anything you'd like to promote?

Awesome. Hopefully you go undefeated again, buddy. I'm rooting for you. Thank you. Sounds so sincere. I get nothing to promote. Mojo, before we get out of here, Dean, Daddy, is there anything you'd like to promote?

Oh, that's a tough one. I wonder who. Who do we keep? Let's have Billy and Mikey A vote on that one.

Oh, that's a tough one. I wonder who. Who do we keep? Let's have Billy and Mikey A vote on that one.

He went 3-1-1. There was a tie last week. Yeah, the tie last week. Okay, well, whatever.

He went 3-1-1. There was a tie last week. Yeah, the tie last week. Okay, well, whatever.

How did he get... I went undefeated last week, so that's... You did not go undefeated. You could not have gone undefeated. You gave an extra win and he jumped over me? That's strange.

How did he get... I went undefeated last week, so that's... You did not go undefeated. You could not have gone undefeated. You gave an extra win and he jumped over me? That's strange.

Hey, you know what's funny, Stu Gatz? Last week, this guy had a 20-minute monologue about how undefeated this and undefeated that. And then I go undefeated, and this guy just starts talking about Gordon.

Hey, you know what's funny, Stu Gatz? Last week, this guy had a 20-minute monologue about how undefeated this and undefeated that. And then I go undefeated, and this guy just starts talking about Gordon.

Well, unlike all you guys, I actually took Carolina last week in the points, so I'm going to give me four points.

Well, unlike all you guys, I actually took Carolina last week in the points, so I'm going to give me four points.

What is undefeated?

What is undefeated?

All I'm saying is this guy comes on talking about Gordy this, Gordy that. Gave Gordy an extra win. I don't know how he did that. And then doesn't even mention the fact that I had no losses last year.

All I'm saying is this guy comes on talking about Gordy this, Gordy that. Gave Gordy an extra win. I don't know how he did that. And then doesn't even mention the fact that I had no losses last year.

It's par to the course. ShareBear had zero wins. We didn't talk about that.

It's par to the course. ShareBear had zero wins. We didn't talk about that.

We're not going to talk about him.

We're not going to talk about him.

I'm taking the Colts here. Give me the points. Wow.

I'm taking the Colts here. Give me the points. Wow.

Stepping out. Stepping out. Stepping out. My Gator boy, let's do it. Give me the points.

Stepping out. Stepping out. Stepping out. My Gator boy, let's do it. Give me the points.

Take the over, too, while you're at it.

Take the over, too, while you're at it.

Wallace is right. Carl, my biggest bet last week was your Rams, man.

Wallace is right. Carl, my biggest bet last week was your Rams, man.

I'm with you real quick. I can't figure out Seattle either. I'll give you a defensive benefit of the doubt. Give me the Packers.

I'm with you real quick. I can't figure out Seattle either. I'll give you a defensive benefit of the doubt. Give me the Packers.

Might as well. Yeah. Because he was a different person making the picks. Yeah.

Might as well. Yeah. Because he was a different person making the picks. Yeah.

I mean, I'm undefeated with two chicks at my house. Undefeated. Might as well put that one, too.

I mean, I'm undefeated with two chicks at my house. Undefeated. Might as well put that one, too.

Hey, Mike Yates. Mike Yates, now that we got a little time. Two chick funk. Oh, shit.

Hey, Mike Yates. Mike Yates, now that we got a little time. Two chick funk. Oh, shit.

I'll tell you this. Darnold will not have five touchdowns this week for sure. So I'm going to take the Bears. I think their defense is going to put up a good fight here. Give me the Bears.

I'll tell you this. Darnold will not have five touchdowns this week for sure. So I'm going to take the Bears. I think their defense is going to put up a good fight here. Give me the Bears.

I hope you guys do. Maybe Mojo will actually show up next week. Hold on. He only had one win. So,

I hope you guys do. Maybe Mojo will actually show up next week. Hold on. He only had one win. So,

Shout out to this water. Tomorrow, I am... One month, no alcohol. Finished my one month cleanse. Yes.

Shout out to this water. Tomorrow, I am... One month, no alcohol. Finished my one month cleanse. Yes.

Well, I don't know. You know what? I might keep it. I might roll it on through New Year's. I feel good. Let's see. Let's see.

Well, I don't know. You know what? I might keep it. I might roll it on through New Year's. I feel good. Let's see. Let's see.

Du musst dich um die mentale Gesundheit kümmern, wenn ich ehrlich bin. Maybe we can take our enormous budget from God Bless Football and maybe send like a therapist. Maybe.

Du musst dich um die mentale Gesundheit kümmern, wenn ich ehrlich bin. Maybe we can take our enormous budget from God Bless Football and maybe send like a therapist. Maybe.

Wir brauchen ein Minimum dazu, übrigens. Okay, das ist gut.

Wir brauchen ein Minimum dazu, übrigens. Okay, das ist gut.

Und bis zu diesem Punkt ist der Spreadmaster 17 und 3 in den letzten vier Wochen. Ich würde das ausdrücken. Es ist weniger Verluste als Wochen.

Und bis zu diesem Punkt ist der Spreadmaster 17 und 3 in den letzten vier Wochen. Ich würde das ausdrücken. Es ist weniger Verluste als Wochen.

Do you guys know what Kay Funk says to his plants? What? He probably doesn't have any, because he threw them out the window, because he's so pissed off. Yeah, his plants are dead, for sure. Have we...

Do you guys know what Kay Funk says to his plants? What? He probably doesn't have any, because he threw them out the window, because he's so pissed off. Yeah, his plants are dead, for sure. Have we...

Ich hätte trotzdem die Gegenteilung nehmen können. Wir haben auch Texte, die das beweisen. Ich bin okay damit, in irgendeiner Art und Weise... Kein Problem. Kein Problem. Denk an, wie lustig es wäre, wenn ich immer noch 4-1 oder 5-0 fahre. Und jede Woche passiert das immer wieder.

Ich hätte trotzdem die Gegenteilung nehmen können. Wir haben auch Texte, die das beweisen. Ich bin okay damit, in irgendeiner Art und Weise... Kein Problem. Kein Problem. Denk an, wie lustig es wäre, wenn ich immer noch 4-1 oder 5-0 fahre. Und jede Woche passiert das immer wieder.

Sehr gut. Aber wir können es in einer sehr bescheidenen Weise machen.

Sehr gut. Aber wir können es in einer sehr bescheidenen Weise machen.

Alright, well, the White's family are Giant Giants fans, so that being said, I'll take the Panthers.

Alright, well, the White's family are Giant Giants fans, so that being said, I'll take the Panthers.

Ooh, seven points. Big spread. Oh, Rollins is joining. Oh, Rollins. Wow. You know what? I'll take the Eagles. Okay.

Ooh, seven points. Big spread. Oh, Rollins is joining. Oh, Rollins. Wow. You know what? I'll take the Eagles. Okay.

Yeah. Sounds like the Gronkowski family.

Yeah. Sounds like the Gronkowski family.

Ich denke, wir haben unsere Probleme für nächste Woche geschlossen, weil wir den Kreator hier haben. Er ist der Kreator von Champions. Wenn jemand weiß, wie man einen Sieger kreiert, dann ist es dieser Kerl. Ich meine, das ist, mit dem K-Funk eine Konversation zu haben.

Ich denke, wir haben unsere Probleme für nächste Woche geschlossen, weil wir den Kreator hier haben. Er ist der Kreator von Champions. Wenn jemand weiß, wie man einen Sieger kreiert, dann ist es dieser Kerl. Ich meine, das ist, mit dem K-Funk eine Konversation zu haben.

Ja, da sind wir.

Ja, da sind wir.

Eagles at Cowboys?

Eagles at Cowboys?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I think it's been pretty messed up that everybody's been ragging on Rollis and his brother all season. I brought on this guest whose brother is the defensive coordinator of an NFL franchise and we reward him. So you and your brother can kiss my ass, the whole family and the further this coup that Kay Funk thinks Mikey A and I have against him.

I think it's been pretty messed up that everybody's been ragging on Rollis and his brother all season. I brought on this guest whose brother is the defensive coordinator of an NFL franchise and we reward him. So you and your brother can kiss my ass, the whole family and the further this coup that Kay Funk thinks Mikey A and I have against him.

I'm taking the team that he's wearing on his head in his brain. Give me the jets, if that wasn't clear enough.

I'm taking the team that he's wearing on his head in his brain. Give me the jets, if that wasn't clear enough.

Ja, ja. Ich würde sagen, der K-Funk-Zweck ist ein viel wertiger Zweck, als gegen dein eigenes Blut und Fleisch zu beten. Wenn es zwei Böse gibt, ist das der schlechteste. Ja.

Ja, ja. Ich würde sagen, der K-Funk-Zweck ist ein viel wertiger Zweck, als gegen dein eigenes Blut und Fleisch zu beten. Wenn es zwei Böse gibt, ist das der schlechteste. Ja.

I gotta run to my next one. So I'm just gonna wrap this up by saying give me the Lions and then opposite Rollis for whatever the last game is.

I gotta run to my next one. So I'm just gonna wrap this up by saying give me the Lions and then opposite Rollis for whatever the last game is.

I feel like Kay Funk would say the Dolphins, and even though I'm picking first, I'm going to go with the Rams. Okay, bye.

I feel like Kay Funk would say the Dolphins, and even though I'm picking first, I'm going to go with the Rams. Okay, bye.

They were, what, 6-2 coming in, and the Jets have no business winning. But here we are, and I'm fighting myself not to go back.

They were, what, 6-2 coming in, and the Jets have no business winning. But here we are, and I'm fighting myself not to go back.

Listen, Joe Flacco is good.

Listen, Joe Flacco is good.

I need to ask you a question about the Garrett Wilson catch because I am a Jets fan. I see it and I go, that's one of the best catches I've ever seen. But is it one of the best catches or do I have Jets blinders on? I put it up there with the Odell Beckham one.

I need to ask you a question about the Garrett Wilson catch because I am a Jets fan. I see it and I go, that's one of the best catches I've ever seen. But is it one of the best catches or do I have Jets blinders on? I put it up there with the Odell Beckham one.

Odell Beckham, Garrett Wilson. But like, it's just a little bit. It's just a little bit. It's 1-1-A? It's, yeah, it's 1-1-A. It's 1-1-A. But I wonder, like, am I just saying that with Jets goggles on? Or as somebody who doesn't like the Jets, do you look at it and go, yeah, that's 1-A?

Odell Beckham, Garrett Wilson. But like, it's just a little bit. It's just a little bit. It's 1-1-A? It's, yeah, it's 1-1-A. It's 1-1-A. But I wonder, like, am I just saying that with Jets goggles on? Or as somebody who doesn't like the Jets, do you look at it and go, yeah, that's 1-A?

Todd, it's nice to go down memory lane and all that, but I'm a Jets fan, so I'm already looking to next year and the quarterbacks coming out there. Yeah, I mean, we have to. But like this year, almost more than others, I feel like every week there's a different name we're hearing is this is the best quarterback coming out. So right now, as it stands, how do you have them rated coming out?

Todd, it's nice to go down memory lane and all that, but I'm a Jets fan, so I'm already looking to next year and the quarterbacks coming out there. Yeah, I mean, we have to. But like this year, almost more than others, I feel like every week there's a different name we're hearing is this is the best quarterback coming out. So right now, as it stands, how do you have them rated coming out?

And he was interfered with, yeah.

And he was interfered with, yeah.

That'd be me. I fell for that trap. Early in the week, I saw Jets minus one. Give me the Texans. Give them to me twice. And yeah.

That'd be me. I fell for that trap. Early in the week, I saw Jets minus one. Give me the Texans. Give them to me twice. And yeah.

We were talking about, is this the Kyler Murray that we've been promised for like years? Is this that guy or are we just waiting for it to go down again? He's been good, Tim.

We were talking about, is this the Kyler Murray that we've been promised for like years? Is this that guy or are we just waiting for it to go down again? He's been good, Tim.

I'm going to borrow this from Stu Gotts. Game for your life. Best game Kyler Murray has or best game Jameis Winston has? Wow.

I'm going to borrow this from Stu Gotts. Game for your life. Best game Kyler Murray has or best game Jameis Winston has? Wow.

James would have a tackle in that game though, too.

James would have a tackle in that game though, too.

Sims, we had McShea on this podcast, and he likened this upcoming quarterback draft class to the Kenny Pickett year. So there's not much help coming out. And this Sunday night, you've got Sam Darnold, who's on a one-year contract. How much money do you think he's making himself this year by how he's playing?

Sims, we had McShea on this podcast, and he likened this upcoming quarterback draft class to the Kenny Pickett year. So there's not much help coming out. And this Sunday night, you've got Sam Darnold, who's on a one-year contract. How much money do you think he's making himself this year by how he's playing?

And the fact that if anybody wants a quarterback going into next year, he might be your best option.

And the fact that if anybody wants a quarterback going into next year, he might be your best option.

Let's see if it – A defunct party school website is exactly the kind of person I expect you guys to be friends with.

Let's see if it – A defunct party school website is exactly the kind of person I expect you guys to be friends with.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What?

What?

Mojo, you've been talking the whole time. Just let me say something real quick. Hold on a second. For one, we just – are we just totally – Forgot about the World Series pick, I guess, because Mojo has to eat. Well, it's not over yet.

Mojo, you've been talking the whole time. Just let me say something real quick. Hold on a second. For one, we just – are we just totally – Forgot about the World Series pick, I guess, because Mojo has to eat. Well, it's not over yet.

That still counts. That still counts.

That still counts. That still counts.

That was on the show. That's number one. Number two, I don't care. You had the Yankees, right? I don't care what kind of gambling picks I say on a group chat. That has nothing to do with the show. I also gave you guys Auburn Saturday night. That one won. Guess what? You're only counting my losses, I guess.

That was on the show. That's number one. Number two, I don't care. You had the Yankees, right? I don't care what kind of gambling picks I say on a group chat. That has nothing to do with the show. I also gave you guys Auburn Saturday night. That one won. Guess what? You're only counting my losses, I guess.

Carl will be on my side. I think he's a goodie right now. College is out. Yes, I suck. I'm probably going to suck this week too, but I'm on my way up and up.

Carl will be on my side. I think he's a goodie right now. College is out. Yes, I suck. I'm probably going to suck this week too, but I'm on my way up and up.

It's been three years I've been on top. You know what? I'm not scared. You think I'm worried about this? I'm not worried about this.

It's been three years I've been on top. You know what? I'm not scared. You think I'm worried about this? I'm not worried about this.

That's the last time Kay Funk got a pick right.

That's the last time Kay Funk got a pick right.

I'm going to be quiet this week.

I'm going to be quiet this week.

You know what? I'm okay with that because every week we've got the same damn teams and I hate them all.

You know what? I'm okay with that because every week we've got the same damn teams and I hate them all.

You're picking the same teams.

You're picking the same teams.

His college picks aren't doing great either.

His college picks aren't doing great either.

I took the dodge. What are you talking about?

I took the dodge. What are you talking about?

I'm glad you brought that up, Mojo, because half of these things changed.

I'm glad you brought that up, Mojo, because half of these things changed.

Stu Gatz, in all seriousness, if we make picks on Wednesday, you're telling me by Sunday that some of the games aren't three or four.

Stu Gatz, in all seriousness, if we make picks on Wednesday, you're telling me by Sunday that some of the games aren't three or four.

I find myself putting my money against my picks sometimes because the lines change when I'm saying it.

I find myself putting my money against my picks sometimes because the lines change when I'm saying it.

We're all making money going opposite your fuck for your picks, K-Funk. We're all doing that.

We're all making money going opposite your fuck for your picks, K-Funk. We're all doing that.

You're welcome for the coconut water deal, too.

You're welcome for the coconut water deal, too.

Let's get to the picks.

Let's get to the picks.

Yeah, I mean, the Giants have screwed me four weeks in a row, so what am I going to do? Well, give me the Giants. Let's do it. Okay.

Yeah, I mean, the Giants have screwed me four weeks in a row, so what am I going to do? Well, give me the Giants. Let's do it. Okay.

Give me the Bears here. I don't like it, but give me the Bears.

Give me the Bears here. I don't like it, but give me the Bears.

All Funk.

All Funk.

He's saying that because he's a game up on me now.

He's saying that because he's a game up on me now.

Okay.

Okay.

I'm going with Flacco. Give me the points there.

I'm going with Flacco. Give me the points there.

This is a tough one. No receivers for the Bucs. Give me the Bucs. Give me the Bucs. I don't like that one.

This is a tough one. No receivers for the Bucs. Give me the Bucs. Give me the Bucs. I don't like that one.

I never go against Mahomes either, but you know what? Hey, what am I going to do? It's a new K-Funk. It's a new K-Funk.

I never go against Mahomes either, but you know what? Hey, what am I going to do? It's a new K-Funk. It's a new K-Funk.

I'm going to stick with my dog, Carl. If Carl doesn't have faith in Mahomes, F them, dude.

I'm going to stick with my dog, Carl. If Carl doesn't have faith in Mahomes, F them, dude.

He don't give a about any of us, man. Carl loves me, bro. Don't get it twisted. Carl's my bro. No, no.

He don't give a about any of us, man. Carl loves me, bro. Don't get it twisted. Carl's my bro. No, no.

I told you. I feel like this is going to be another bad week, but I'm not worried. It's week nine. I'm fine. I got another 10, 12 weeks left in me.

I told you. I feel like this is going to be another bad week, but I'm not worried. It's week nine. I'm fine. I got another 10, 12 weeks left in me.

You'd be surprised, you'd be surprised.

You'd be surprised, you'd be surprised.

I'm still out, but I'm fighting it more than I thought I would be. I'm fighting that urge to be like, you know, they really can go on a run here because they can't go on a run. I said before, I was like, this is the game the Jets win. This is the game. They have no business beating the Houston Texans. The Houston Texans are a great team.

I'm still out, but I'm fighting it more than I thought I would be. I'm fighting that urge to be like, you know, they really can go on a run here because they can't go on a run. I said before, I was like, this is the game the Jets win. This is the game. They have no business beating the Houston Texans. The Houston Texans are a great team.