Kai Wright

I don't want to go out on this stage.

You know, but he walks out anyway.

And before he tells a single joke, like the very first thing he does is blurts out, what the fuck am I doing here?

Wait, what?

And he's just like, why am I here?

You know, in the most profane way.

So after he gets that out of his system, he goes on and tries to do the gig that he's signed up for.

He starts telling these jokes, right?

And about midway through the set, he's just like, nah.

And just walks off stage.

I'm just going to go.

And just walks off stage.

And he's so petulant about it, he doesn't even walk off stage in the right direction.

Like, he's like...

He deliberately walks off the stage in, like, the wrong direction, so it's, like, awkward to get off the stage.

It's, like, a whole mess of a thing.

And it's the disaster that you think, right?

Like, his agent's like, you'll never work again, and indeed, he, like, stops getting booked, you know?

He's pushed into the small clubs and college towns and stuff like that.

Like, he's destroyed his career.