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And furthermore, they were certain that they were the only people who truly understood God's new plan.

So the two began to actually see and refer to themselves as

The two.

Also, the UFO two.

Okay, it's kind of a lame name, but okay.

And they prophesied in the book of Revelation.

Because in Revelation 11, two prophets are killed and then resurrected a few days later, ascending to heaven as the world watches.

And they wrote a pamphlet suggesting that Jesus had returned as a Texan.

All right.

I'm sorry, I cannot help but just picture Jesus coming down with a cowboy hat, spurs on his ankles, just like clink.

clink clink with the lasso and you just hear I'm back bitches you know what I mean I don't know

Sorry, Jesus.

Anyway, but this was just a not so subtle claim on behalf of Marshall because, you know, he's a Texan, and preached that they were the fulfillment of this prophecy.

And the kingdom of heaven was actually a literal physical place located in outer space and that spiritually chosen people would be transported in new bodies via spaceship to the kingdom.

Are you with me still?

Great.

And they also predicted that they would be martyred and resurrected three and a half days later.

That's what Jesus did, by the way.

So they're, you know, taking that from that book.

Specifically, when that spaceship would transport them and their disciples away from Earth.