Kam Patterson

Yeah, my mama didn't know that. My mama didn't know I did that. So when I got home, she just spit on me. She was like, you like spitting on people? Oh, shit. Do you enjoy spitting on people? Damn. How do you feel? I was like, that's not what I did at all. You hawked a loogie on me.

Yeah, my mama didn't know that. My mama didn't know I did that. So when I got home, she just spit on me. She was like, you like spitting on people? Oh, shit. Do you enjoy spitting on people? Damn. How do you feel? I was like, that's not what I did at all. You hawked a loogie on me.

You like doing this? What the hell? Yeah, that's crazy. You ever got whoopers in the bathtub? In the bathtub? Getting into the tub. Nah, did you ever hit you when you was wet? Nah. My mama hit me when I was wet one time. I got in the shower, and she got in the shower with me, and it whipped me when I was... It sounds crazy. Jesus. When I'm explaining it. I was bad, though. I needed it.

You like doing this? What the hell? Yeah, that's crazy. You ever got whoopers in the bathtub? In the bathtub? Getting into the tub. Nah, did you ever hit you when you was wet? Nah. My mama hit me when I was wet one time. I got in the shower, and she got in the shower with me, and it whipped me when I was... It sounds crazy. Jesus. When I'm explaining it. I was bad, though. I needed it.

You like doing this? What the hell? Yeah, that's crazy. You ever got whoopers in the bathtub? In the bathtub? Getting into the tub. Nah, did you ever hit you when you was wet? Nah. My mama hit me when I was wet one time. I got in the shower, and she got in the shower with me, and it whipped me when I was... It sounds crazy. Jesus. When I'm explaining it. I was bad, though. I needed it.

You know what I'm saying?

You know what I'm saying?

You know what I'm saying?

But yeah, that was a torture tactic, though.

But yeah, that was a torture tactic, though.

But yeah, that was a torture tactic, though.

It'd be really bad.

It'd be really bad.

It'd be really bad.

My dad jacked me up one time. I think I was in, like, second grade, and I think I hit this girl.

My dad jacked me up one time. I think I was in, like, second grade, and I think I hit this girl.

My dad jacked me up one time. I think I was in, like, second grade, and I think I hit this girl.

I'm telling you, like, every time something happened to me, I needed it, y'all.

I'm telling you, like, every time something happened to me, I needed it, y'all.

I'm telling you, like, every time something happened to me, I needed it, y'all.