Kanye West

The day I had Sunday service, my kids are supposed to be there.

And my kids were nowhere to be found.

And I text Kim and said, where are my kids?

We get into an argument.

And then I get a text from a number I don't know.

And it's Pete Davidson bragging about being in bed with my wife.

Then.

Well, at that point, it's like they're trying to put me in jail or put a friend of mine in jail.

Because then I'm going to go surround the hotel and do something which would have me not be able to be here.

And instead, I walked away from that situation.

I went to Japan, like the samurai that I am, and went to the top of the mountain.

Because I knew that... I mean, I knew there was no way...

she could love this dude, not just because he's ugly, he's not black.

She likes black guys.

Every guy that she, you know, is with looks exactly the same.

Ray J, Reggie Bush, at that time Kanye West, she has a type, just like how I have a type.

Like a lot of my girls look kind of similar to her because in a video game character, people have their type, right?

So I knew that this was like- The princess has a type and she likes Mario.

Right, there you go.

Why am I not?