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Kara

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230 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

It had to because there was some stuck in my shorts, but it had also all come out and I'm just seeing it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

And I'm like, can my cabin mate see it?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

And we're in an inlet.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

And so I'm kind of pushing things around, making sure people don't notice.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

At this point, my brain is just like, oh, my God, that's my poop.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

And then I don't remember how we got back to the dock.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

Did I get back on the Cree Bay?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

Did I get in the boat?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

I don't remember.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

But it dropped us back off at the outer dock.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

So I had to walk the half mile back to camp.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

oh a half mile in wet spandex wet poopy spandex no shoes and it's like a trail the walk that you do when you're kind of like flexing oh god because you thought you had to do more oh yeah there was definitely more okay so you're feeling pressure for another round yes i was like we are not done yeah and there's maybe some seawater up in there too

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

Yes, a lot that needs to come back out.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

Put my towel tight around me, left my cabin mates.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

I was like, bye, I don't care.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

And I just like did this clenched butt cheek waddle all the way back and also could still feel it dripping on my legs and chunkies like on my feet.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

This is awful.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

And I'm a 15 year old girl.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

I'm like, I want to die.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

And there are boys there too?