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Kara

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230 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

Are there boys there?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

Yes.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

Yes.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

Boys were very attractive.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

Instead of going back to my cabin and I had this whole half mile walk to plan, I went to the bathroom.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

That's single person, you lock the door and people have to like knock to come in, you know?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

And I strip off my swimsuit and I throw it in the sink and I sit naked and wet on the toilet and just like keep pooping.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

Poop until it's done.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

I'm taking toilet paper and like trying to like dry off.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

And so then I have like that soggy toilet paper everywhere.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

I'm finally done pooping.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

There's no poop on my body.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

I go and I rinse out my swimsuit in the sink.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

I don't want to put my like poopy towel around me.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

And I also don't want to walk in just the towel back to my cabin.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

So I put my wet swimsuit back on.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

That's still like a little bit poopy, but rinsed off, go to my cabin, get ready to shower.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

And then the girls go, we should just go to the pool now.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

And so I was like, yeah, you're right.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

Oh, wow.