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Kara

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230 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

I was like, I think what would be better than taking a shower is the chlorine would just kill all the bacteria.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

So I just decided with my 15 year old logic to jump in the pool to clean off.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

That's right.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

Now, the girls who went to the camp with me will need to fact check me.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

But I talked to one of my friends who went with us last night and I was like, was it me?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

And I'm pretty sure that the

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

What?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

Oh, shit.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

Oh.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

So I think that's why no one really noticed that I was having my poopy incident, because when Gabby fell off, she broke her nose.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

Thank God for her broken nose.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

Gabby.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

Maybe other things happen, too, that we don't know about.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

And my friend who is on it with us, she also hurt her hip really bad.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

You sign so many liability waivers.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

Oh, wow.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

It does.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

I was looking at pictures of when I was at the camp and I was trying to have compassion for 15 year old me, but she was a horny, struggling.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

Oh my gosh.