Katie Maloney
Appearances
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Yeah. I'm, I'm, I don't, I'm not as friendly as you are. You, you take it like to the next level. I just, I can be kind of shy with strangers. And so sometimes I just keep it like really short and sweet, but like I'm happy.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
How's that going for you?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Okay, but I was asking how the people pleasing is going.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
All right. What boundaries are most important with people pleasing?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Those are some good places to start.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
That's just like stranger danger shit.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
You talk to the new homeowner?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
You have to go to the post office.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
I mean, I know what you mean, but like, I can't think of it like that. I mean, it's like been completely redone. It's not even the same like house.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
I go, I don't go out of my way, but sometimes if I sit across the street and play side music, it's like, hello, this is me.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
god were they the best days of our lives they were days they were something they no i mean listen i i wouldn't want to change anything i mean like there was times that were really fucking difficult and i would i was watching the valley the other night i'm like i'm so glad i'm not filming a tv show because i just
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
thinking about their walk-ups that they're doing having the conversations that they don't want to have and it just it it is so it can be really draining it can also be the best fucking time ever but like totally where i'm at right now i'm really happy just getting to like enjoy my life and the way i want to enjoy it we worked on the show for almost 12 years i know there's only 11 seasons but like 12 years was 12 years and so it was just it's been so nice to just be like i gotta just like
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Hey, yeah, and like yeah, I'm working the pockets.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Oh yeah. No, I was, I was very, very much ready because, and I talked to my mom about it and that was, I was almost nervous talking to my mom about it. Cause I'm just like, she's probably going to try to like convince me or no, but she just is like, are you going to be okay for money? I'm like, yeah, of course. And then I was just, she's like, you know what? I support that.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Like, I can just tell that this past year was not good for you. You were really, really unhappy. And I think I just hit a wall and I was like, either the show's going to end tremendously and I'm going to be like, walk and feel good about it. Or I'm going to eventually get to the point where I'm like, I can't do this anymore.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
there's a lot of stuff i'll miss i'll miss like watch what happens live yeah i'll miss like all those things you know but being on the show where you it's just it's designed just to break people down is like really difficult well just to be radically honest and raw i don't know if it's designed to break people down well the thing is i was radically honest and raw and that's a byproduct i think they don't
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
yeah but i think sometimes it can't be shown in the way that it's most intended from me because if i wasn't at a room i'm like that's not how i meant that shit and i thought that was pretty clear but i don't know my delivery or blah blah blah but i don't know i think also they don't take this the wrong way but for one thing the cast was so divided people just so disjointed yeah like i just didn't really truly did not want to fuck with some of those people
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
yeah we don't have to get into that but then also it's just like I just also don't know if me if it's the healthiest thing that like I'm trying to go on trips with my ex not that I don't like I'm very happy to see you and we have a good relationship and the dogs and everything like that but it just was feeling like this is
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
yeah like it just was me kind of sad the way it ended you know well yeah because i think after that many years we would have hoped we could have gone out on some kind of high note or at least been like this is our last season let's just put our hearts in it we don't need to like fuck with each other after but like i don't know it just it yeah it did feel very kind of anticlimactic but you know even though i was fine with it and i wanted to walk away it was like i don't know it just feels weird
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
I know. I remember everyone was like, did they announce this on purpose? Like, Ooh, I know. I mean, the thing is I had a feeling it was happening because just the conversations that were going on of like, okay, well maybe we could do this, hold this month or potentially this date. And I was the whole time, like I talked to Alex Baskin and Jeremiah and I was like, bro, I'm not doing it.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
But there was a, there was a world where they were going to maybe do some type of like, you know, putting a bow on people.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Just something to make it a little more finite.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Where it's not necessarily about going and having like, you know, happy hour with everybody, but just sort of wrapping it, wrapping shit up.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Yeah. And the thing is, it's like, again, I was prepared and ready to walk away, whatever. But it doesn't mean I'm like, don't care about our show and like the legacy that we brought to it. So just bring it. And I feel like this isn't against any of them. I don't know them, but it just feels cheap to me. It feels cheap. And I don't, I don't like cheap.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
I know, but this isn't anything to do with them or anything like that. It's just sort of like, why I, if it was, why can't it just be like a whole different show?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
And just not even a season one. To me, it just feels like it's going to try to have the same flavor, the same everything. And it's just, again, when you try to replicate a recipe just based off of taste, you can't do it.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Well, I think everything that made our show great is also what tore us apart at the end. Yeah.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
yeah i mean i'm not as as involved as you are with everyone anymore but i i nick wanted to watch it with me so i'm trying to explain to him okay this is this person this person these people because obviously it was season two and i'm like it's fine you can pop in and he never watched any like bravo shows he likes reality tv like we'll watch like love is blind and those types of shows but like he's never watched a bravo show oh my god
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
He's watched some clips.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
He's watched some clips that have... That have not sat well with him, but... Oh, God. You know? Yeah. I don't want... I don't want anyone I'm, like, dating... If they've already seen the show, listen, I can't really do much about it. But, like, if you haven't, it's like... I don't know why you would want to watch that.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Because it's like... Do you want to just see a highlight reel of, like, my life?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Yeah. And also, do you want... Oh, do you want to watch me get engaged, get married?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
You don't think you want to see that? I don't want... I wouldn't want to see that play out for them. I, like... Yeah.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Um, no, I mean, we had so much fun.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
You, you, cause you're a fun guy. Thank you. And so like, that was, there was never a short on having like a good time or like if we went on a trip or something, you know, like there was, there's, I have so many really amazing memories.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
I mean, I'm sure everyone says this, but the trips were always the most memorable. Man, because we would just have, we would get after it.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Like this being some of the worst hangovers of my life.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
God, yeah. And then I had to drive.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
two like two hours and i think it took us like four because we just like kept having to pull over but uh yeah that was terrible yeah um i think like the trips are always really fun and just kind of like i loved like the first day of like filming yeah you know you're hopeful you're naive uh innocent still somewhat i don't know maybe it's so that's always fun because you're just like all right fresh start
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
The worst times were about that mid season hump.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Where you're like, just kill me. Just put me out faster. Like, I don't want to do this no more. I think every year people were like, I don't think I can do it.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
I'm like really shocked at your trajectory that you've been on with like popping up on the Valley, doing the other stuff that you've done. What was that? Mars?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Yeah. Because you were just so like, I don't know. Like you were, you pushed back on the whole reality TV personality, whole song and dance for so long.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Wait till you do a mayo commercial.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
I didn't know this. And then when we were on set doing that, they're like, it's so crazy. Cause we're, that's what we would always say. But now we're like, not kidding.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Um, what I learned about myself, I learned that I have a lot of love to give and that, you know, I don't want to like have to like dull my shine in the process and forget who I am and what's important to me and what I truly need and want. And that's okay. Yeah. But to, I just, you know, to just stand up for yourself, I think.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Which I think the show, that would go similar for the show as well.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Okay, what was the question?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
What was it? No, what was it?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
not get drunk as much. Those were always my worst moments when I would just drink too much. And that's one thing I've learned is that I need to never get drunk.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Because sometimes Tequila Katie would be fun. So like there's been definitely times where I'm just like, I'm definitely a little tipsy, but like, and don't go dark side. I don't rage text. The last time I think I was, I was super drunk was in Vegas and I just like went to sleep and woke up with a terrible hangover, but like nothing had like,
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
I went to a show and then I went to a tiki bar after. You don't have tiki drink nightcaps. That's not what you do. But I did that thinking like... Tiki drink nightcap.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
No, it started with a demon's demon shot. That's what it's called.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
It's exactly what you picture it looking like and tasting like. It's like pineapple... I don't know what's in it. But the best tiki bar is in Vegas called Golden Tiki.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
They light drinks on fire.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
So it's near like old Vegas. But yeah, no, I wanted them flaming drinks.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
I love it. I only go to dive bars, I think. First of all, I haven't been to a bar in like a while.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
I still love the brand. You go to Tom Tom and Jax's?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
I went to a little tavern recently. Yeah, I love that. That place, like when it smells like drinking outside, I go there.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Do it. Just don't go into business with a friend.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
it's been arian and i have been great because like we no one none of us are like too much of a control freak over anything like she's like you know she knows she has to be away she's like trust you whatever you know blah blah we like keep each other in loop on everything but in terms of like the decision making everything that was just so easy with her it was like very just the most overwhelming part was like the when all the scandal stuff was happening that was also like
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
There was just so much happening on the precipice of trying to get open and trying to find this person. So it was just like hectic.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
You know what of all.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Because he's your friend.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Do you still hang out with him?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
You're an appearance whore.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
I know, dude, because you're a people pleaser.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
You want everyone to be happy. Is everyone good? Do you need anything? Like meanwhile, you're like tired, overworked, drug, stressed.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Yourself, most importantly. The only person you hurt in that whole people pleasing thing of it all is yourself.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
I don't believe it. I don't know.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
No, those were transition spots just because we had to like, you know, we were starting to film season of Vanderpump Rules. So we wanted to move before that all happened and the house, we were putting the house on the market. So it was just sort of like find somewhere. I found you, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Because you were like, I can't.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Any other brain busters for me?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
That's what it's about.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Of course. Listen, I don't mean to say that just because I'm not out there talking about it all the time. It was a huge part of my life.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
A huge chunk. of my adult life. I barely lived an adult life without the show. So of course I'm sentimental towards it, but I'm, you know, there's some, there's some sticking points to that are painful on heart that I, that caused me to have confusing feelings about things, you know, with certain people and just events that happen and.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
I'm excited to watch the season of The Valley. Yeah, it's sort of like... It's crazy how much that show is so just similar to Vanderpump Rules. I know they were trying to create some difference in it, but the transitions, the music transition, everything is the exact same.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
This is basically just what our show... What we wanted our show to eventually become.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Which is what pisses me off because Jackson was like, I created this show. I'm like, bitch, this was in talks years before this. This was going to be a thing. You didn't create anything.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
I'm never going to give that man credit for anything.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
sweet quiet i never even see him i mean we hang out once in a while but i've never heard a peep out of jack's as a neighbor do you realize this is the second time he's encroached on your living space wait when was the first time when we lived on king then he's like oh my god went kind of like behind her back to like move in oh my god well i was like not happy about it yeah at first but then it ended up being really fun being fine but i was just like god damn it like
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
I think everyone hated it.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
You can't call it separated. That's when people that's that's prior to and I don't want to try to.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
No, he's not. He never wanted to.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Guess what? It never left.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
I would think about Gautier at least a couple times a month for no reason. I don't know. Maybe there's some type of invisible string tying me to Gautier.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Well, that's something we can talk about in our pocket because that's been a topic that Dana and I have discussed amongst each other, just being... spending your life with somebody, you're spending a chunk of your life and then they just become a stranger. And that's such an odd, odd thing.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
You did that. What are you talking about?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
There's the thought of meeting someone and moving in with them.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Well, her stuff was always there, so.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Boiling a bunny somewhere.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
I feel sweaty. It was so cold in here when I walked in and now I'm sweating.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
I'm not. I don't know. It takes a minute, right?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
That's why you should have done this earlier.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Once this is done, I'll be like, oh, here I go.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
It's good to see you. Thanks for bringing the boys here.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Thank you for having me.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Because you have a tattoo. You made it your brand.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
No, I hear people saying that to each other out in the open. I'm just like, so it's not that weird. Why we got so much heat for that? I don't know.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Well, I mean, no, I think I became more the Tequila Katie. Yeah. People would be like, I'm also Tequila Katie. I'm like, okay. I don't know. Cause some people like they're excited about it or it's like a negative thing or they don't care. They think it's hilarious. I don't know. Or people just come up to me. They go choke.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Yeah, well, as tight as possible.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Yeah, I mean, they're primarily with you, but I think that works because you dote on them like I could never have. You always were like the, you know, the primary caretaker.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
I know, but I think they might love you more. And I wasn't going to deny that, so obviously.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
We'll have a good time.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
We don't do like, we're not, we don't do the Barbara Walters things. We, we talk about all kinds of shit.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Have you never listened to an episode?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
It's good to see you, too. And I'll see you tomorrow when you come on disrespectfully.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
You need to sign off.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
And say toodaloo, motherfuckers.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Detoxification complete.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Did you call me Maloney?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
So we're not having mimosas.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Oh my, where did you get that?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
This is potion number three. This is the red wine, the red blend that we did. I like all those things on the back. It says, hints of ripe red fruits and spice, a luscious blend to chill on ice.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
I believe so because so Kristen when we started this it was the it was like a collab kind of thing knocking point does collabs with celebrities and athletes and all different people where they'll do just like a kind of like a one off but we wanted to do more than one we wanted to do as many as possible
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Is this what your podcast is? You tell people how to do drugs?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
The Drew with prosciutto.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Do you remember when you gave me that little drink, the Kava Kratom, whatever it was?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
And I hadn't had, I'd have, I'd have kava before, but I don't know what this shit was. And I decided to drink the whole thing.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
And this was, I was, I filmed with you at your place and then I had to go, this is just so they feel like they're here with us. And then this is when I went and filmed with Ariana and Lala and Sheena. And I think Lala and Ariana were kind of like hashing some things out and I was eating the French fry. And I just felt like I was there, but I wasn't there. I was like watching from...
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Yeah, like I was like, oh my God, wait, I can't just like watch them have this conversation and be enthralled. Like I was eating popcorn watching like the French fries. But that's how it felt like. I was like, oh my God, I'm swimming in the cosmos. I need to come back down to earth and get involved in whatever's happening in front of me. But it was like,
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
that sounds like a macro dose yeah no that shit was and the people are telling me they're like that i told that i drank that they're like i like got so addicted to apparently that stuff is addictive you need to put warnings out there for people well not kava but you're talking about kratom which is something different kratom is similar to kava yeah i haven't fucked with kratom yet but i'm gonna do a deep dive into that actually some of those drinks like that one has kratom in it yeah
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Well, not to like get creative juices flowing, but remember I had some, there was a contact I had with somebody. I won't give them away. I don't know how like legalized this is, but they did like microdose capsules. It was a really small amount. I also had like lion's mane in it, but it's small enough.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
And the first time I ever did it though, I did have a little bit of a, a situation. I remember I took it in the morning cause they're like, you won't have any psychedelic effects. I was like, perfect. I took one before I went to the doctor and I was driving home on the four Oh five and felt like I was in a video game.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
A little bit. No, at the doctor's office. I was like, something's weird. And they get my car and I'm like, something's very weird. But it was fine. It wasn't like I was like fucked up. It was just slightly, there was a little bit of like a lens.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
It's like that euphoric.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
I love a microdose at Disneyland.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
I think we did something else.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Yeah. Who was it that said it's the only way you could travel?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
No, that was just us hanging out. They came and stayed with us.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
We had the, that was just a night we were all hanging out.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
No, I know. But he was like, we were just trying to like calm him down. Definitely not trying to.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
I would rather chew my arm off.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Well, you've met him.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Became friends a year ago. And, you know, he was seeing someone at the time. And so we would just, we had like stuff in common. He actually like had a one point years prior to lived in the old building I lived in. So when I met him, I went to one of their shows. with someone else at the time. And, um, we were talking about LA. He's like, I live in LA. And I was like, I live there.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
And then we figured out that he used to live with my old building. But anyway, so we became like friends and we just like talk music stuff. And I invited, um, him to the soft opening of something about her. He came, he brought his girlfriend at the time. I met her a few times and, and then they ended up breaking up sometime during the summer.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
And he and I just started hanging out more and talking more. And then just sort of like, we went from being friends to just being more like pretty like I don't know when you when you know somebody already pretty well it's just like you decide like
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
that you just want to like i don't know yeah dating is so weird you know and it's like yeah people are terrible at communicating it's always just sort of like i guess we're not hanging out anymore i don't know it's a weird weird vibe but it wasn't like that with him because we were already friends i feel well equipped for it i don't love dating but i feel well equipped after being married being with you for 12 years i feel you know are you though yeah i am what have you learned i
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
You let them be emotional.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Without criticizing their emotions.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
And you come home every night.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Not really, but do you come home every night?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
I don't know. What happened with your girlfriend?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
What happened with the girl that you were seeing?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Well, that's a little difficult to do when you're dating someone who's not private.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
So you're friends, but you're not dating.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Um, but I'm going to go, um, the other one.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
I saw she's, I don't, we don't got to give it, you know, but like, we can maybe talk about that on your podcast. Okay.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
It was good. Um, we got like some, a little bit of a rush in there, so I didn't want to like stay too long or take up too much space. But, um, I like popping in there for like a couple hours here and there. And, um, you know, having a sandwich, hanging out, vibing out. I love being there. It's such a, it's such a like cozy little spot and it was exactly what we wanted it to become.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
So it's really nice to just like being there and like, you know, obviously vibe out and like some future plans that we want.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
I didn't promise to do anything.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
I remember you did bring a muffaletta, but I mean, if you ever had the Cameron, the Cameron's similar.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Oh, but that, that, those, those recipes and sandwiches don't exist anymore. Like our Italian is on a, it's called the Cameron.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
There hasn't been a line recently. As long as you don't go, like, yeah, if you go between, I don't know, 12 and two, it might be a little unpredictable in terms of line.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Remember when you're like, you would like be in there though. When I wanted to help with Schwartz and Sandy's like, yeah, but you're going to have to like be in there. I'm like, I'll fucking be in there.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Mindful Microdosing & Mimosas with Katie Maloney
Only because like you are served sometimes became really overwhelming to be at, which is, you know, but that was also for other reasons too.
The Viall Files
E916 - Disrespectfully, Jordan Davis, RHOBH, Shanté & Brion Split, 24hrs In NYC & Bachelor Feuds
Yeah.
The Viall Files
E916 - Disrespectfully, Jordan Davis, RHOBH, Shanté & Brion Split, 24hrs In NYC & Bachelor Feuds
Like, God, stop.
The Viall Files
E916 - Disrespectfully, Jordan Davis, RHOBH, Shanté & Brion Split, 24hrs In NYC & Bachelor Feuds
Absolutely. She is just as bad about it. It's like, are you buying it for her? Are you buying it for you?
The Viall Files
E916 - Disrespectfully, Jordan Davis, RHOBH, Shanté & Brion Split, 24hrs In NYC & Bachelor Feuds
It's a cool experience.
The Viall Files
E916 - Disrespectfully, Jordan Davis, RHOBH, Shanté & Brion Split, 24hrs In NYC & Bachelor Feuds
That's incredible.
The Viall Files
E916 - Disrespectfully, Jordan Davis, RHOBH, Shanté & Brion Split, 24hrs In NYC & Bachelor Feuds
Just kept showing up. Just kept showing up. Showing back up.
The Viall Files
E916 - Disrespectfully, Jordan Davis, RHOBH, Shanté & Brion Split, 24hrs In NYC & Bachelor Feuds
Absolutely.