Katie Maloney

Yeah. I'm, I'm, I don't, I'm not as friendly as you are. You, you take it like to the next level. I just, I can be kind of shy with strangers. And so sometimes I just keep it like really short and sweet, but like I'm happy.

Yeah. I'm, I'm, I don't, I'm not as friendly as you are. You, you take it like to the next level. I just, I can be kind of shy with strangers. And so sometimes I just keep it like really short and sweet, but like I'm happy.

How's that going for you?

How's that going for you?

Okay, but I was asking how the people pleasing is going.

Okay, but I was asking how the people pleasing is going.

All right. What boundaries are most important with people pleasing?

All right. What boundaries are most important with people pleasing?

Those are some good places to start.

Those are some good places to start.

That's just like stranger danger shit.

That's just like stranger danger shit.

You talk to the new homeowner?

You talk to the new homeowner?

Why?

Why?

You have to go to the post office.

You have to go to the post office.

I know.

I know.

I mean, I know what you mean, but like, I can't think of it like that. I mean, it's like been completely redone. It's not even the same like house.

I mean, I know what you mean, but like, I can't think of it like that. I mean, it's like been completely redone. It's not even the same like house.

I go, I don't go out of my way, but sometimes if I sit across the street and play side music, it's like, hello, this is me.

I go, I don't go out of my way, but sometimes if I sit across the street and play side music, it's like, hello, this is me.

god were they the best days of our lives they were days they were something they no i mean listen i i wouldn't want to change anything i mean like there was times that were really fucking difficult and i would i was watching the valley the other night i'm like i'm so glad i'm not filming a tv show because i just

god were they the best days of our lives they were days they were something they no i mean listen i i wouldn't want to change anything i mean like there was times that were really fucking difficult and i would i was watching the valley the other night i'm like i'm so glad i'm not filming a tv show because i just

thinking about their walk-ups that they're doing having the conversations that they don't want to have and it just it it is so it can be really draining it can also be the best fucking time ever but like totally where i'm at right now i'm really happy just getting to like enjoy my life and the way i want to enjoy it we worked on the show for almost 12 years i know there's only 11 seasons but like 12 years was 12 years and so it was just it's been so nice to just be like i gotta just like

thinking about their walk-ups that they're doing having the conversations that they don't want to have and it just it it is so it can be really draining it can also be the best fucking time ever but like totally where i'm at right now i'm really happy just getting to like enjoy my life and the way i want to enjoy it we worked on the show for almost 12 years i know there's only 11 seasons but like 12 years was 12 years and so it was just it's been so nice to just be like i gotta just like

Hey, yeah, and like yeah, I'm working the pockets.

Hey, yeah, and like yeah, I'm working the pockets.

Oh yeah. No, I was, I was very, very much ready because, and I talked to my mom about it and that was, I was almost nervous talking to my mom about it. Cause I'm just like, she's probably going to try to like convince me or no, but she just is like, are you going to be okay for money? I'm like, yeah, of course. And then I was just, she's like, you know what? I support that.

Oh yeah. No, I was, I was very, very much ready because, and I talked to my mom about it and that was, I was almost nervous talking to my mom about it. Cause I'm just like, she's probably going to try to like convince me or no, but she just is like, are you going to be okay for money? I'm like, yeah, of course. And then I was just, she's like, you know what? I support that.

Like, I can just tell that this past year was not good for you. You were really, really unhappy. And I think I just hit a wall and I was like, either the show's going to end tremendously and I'm going to be like, walk and feel good about it. Or I'm going to eventually get to the point where I'm like, I can't do this anymore.

Like, I can just tell that this past year was not good for you. You were really, really unhappy. And I think I just hit a wall and I was like, either the show's going to end tremendously and I'm going to be like, walk and feel good about it. Or I'm going to eventually get to the point where I'm like, I can't do this anymore.

there's a lot of stuff i'll miss i'll miss like watch what happens live yeah i'll miss like all those things you know but being on the show where you it's just it's designed just to break people down is like really difficult well just to be radically honest and raw i don't know if it's designed to break people down well the thing is i was radically honest and raw and that's a byproduct i think they don't

there's a lot of stuff i'll miss i'll miss like watch what happens live yeah i'll miss like all those things you know but being on the show where you it's just it's designed just to break people down is like really difficult well just to be radically honest and raw i don't know if it's designed to break people down well the thing is i was radically honest and raw and that's a byproduct i think they don't

yeah but i think sometimes it can't be shown in the way that it's most intended from me because if i wasn't at a room i'm like that's not how i meant that shit and i thought that was pretty clear but i don't know my delivery or blah blah blah but i don't know i think also they don't take this the wrong way but for one thing the cast was so divided people just so disjointed yeah like i just didn't really truly did not want to fuck with some of those people

yeah but i think sometimes it can't be shown in the way that it's most intended from me because if i wasn't at a room i'm like that's not how i meant that shit and i thought that was pretty clear but i don't know my delivery or blah blah blah but i don't know i think also they don't take this the wrong way but for one thing the cast was so divided people just so disjointed yeah like i just didn't really truly did not want to fuck with some of those people

yeah we don't have to get into that but then also it's just like I just also don't know if me if it's the healthiest thing that like I'm trying to go on trips with my ex not that I don't like I'm very happy to see you and we have a good relationship and the dogs and everything like that but it just was feeling like this is

yeah we don't have to get into that but then also it's just like I just also don't know if me if it's the healthiest thing that like I'm trying to go on trips with my ex not that I don't like I'm very happy to see you and we have a good relationship and the dogs and everything like that but it just was feeling like this is

yeah like it just was me kind of sad the way it ended you know well yeah because i think after that many years we would have hoped we could have gone out on some kind of high note or at least been like this is our last season let's just put our hearts in it we don't need to like fuck with each other after but like i don't know it just it yeah it did feel very kind of anticlimactic but you know even though i was fine with it and i wanted to walk away it was like i don't know it just feels weird

yeah like it just was me kind of sad the way it ended you know well yeah because i think after that many years we would have hoped we could have gone out on some kind of high note or at least been like this is our last season let's just put our hearts in it we don't need to like fuck with each other after but like i don't know it just it yeah it did feel very kind of anticlimactic but you know even though i was fine with it and i wanted to walk away it was like i don't know it just feels weird

I know. I remember everyone was like, did they announce this on purpose? Like, Ooh, I know. I mean, the thing is I had a feeling it was happening because just the conversations that were going on of like, okay, well maybe we could do this, hold this month or potentially this date. And I was the whole time, like I talked to Alex Baskin and Jeremiah and I was like, bro, I'm not doing it.

I know. I remember everyone was like, did they announce this on purpose? Like, Ooh, I know. I mean, the thing is I had a feeling it was happening because just the conversations that were going on of like, okay, well maybe we could do this, hold this month or potentially this date. And I was the whole time, like I talked to Alex Baskin and Jeremiah and I was like, bro, I'm not doing it.

But there was a, there was a world where they were going to maybe do some type of like, you know, putting a bow on people.

But there was a, there was a world where they were going to maybe do some type of like, you know, putting a bow on people.

Just something to make it a little more finite.

Just something to make it a little more finite.

Where it's not necessarily about going and having like, you know, happy hour with everybody, but just sort of wrapping it, wrapping shit up.

Where it's not necessarily about going and having like, you know, happy hour with everybody, but just sort of wrapping it, wrapping shit up.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Yeah. And the thing is, it's like, again, I was prepared and ready to walk away, whatever. But it doesn't mean I'm like, don't care about our show and like the legacy that we brought to it. So just bring it. And I feel like this isn't against any of them. I don't know them, but it just feels cheap to me. It feels cheap. And I don't, I don't like cheap.

Yeah. And the thing is, it's like, again, I was prepared and ready to walk away, whatever. But it doesn't mean I'm like, don't care about our show and like the legacy that we brought to it. So just bring it. And I feel like this isn't against any of them. I don't know them, but it just feels cheap to me. It feels cheap. And I don't, I don't like cheap.

I know, but this isn't anything to do with them or anything like that. It's just sort of like, why I, if it was, why can't it just be like a whole different show?

I know, but this isn't anything to do with them or anything like that. It's just sort of like, why I, if it was, why can't it just be like a whole different show?

And just not even a season one. To me, it just feels like it's going to try to have the same flavor, the same everything. And it's just, again, when you try to replicate a recipe just based off of taste, you can't do it.

And just not even a season one. To me, it just feels like it's going to try to have the same flavor, the same everything. And it's just, again, when you try to replicate a recipe just based off of taste, you can't do it.

Well, I think everything that made our show great is also what tore us apart at the end. Yeah.

Well, I think everything that made our show great is also what tore us apart at the end. Yeah.

I did.

I did.

yeah i mean i'm not as as involved as you are with everyone anymore but i i nick wanted to watch it with me so i'm trying to explain to him okay this is this person this person these people because obviously it was season two and i'm like it's fine you can pop in and he never watched any like bravo shows he likes reality tv like we'll watch like love is blind and those types of shows but like he's never watched a bravo show oh my god

yeah i mean i'm not as as involved as you are with everyone anymore but i i nick wanted to watch it with me so i'm trying to explain to him okay this is this person this person these people because obviously it was season two and i'm like it's fine you can pop in and he never watched any like bravo shows he likes reality tv like we'll watch like love is blind and those types of shows but like he's never watched a bravo show oh my god

He's watched some clips.

He's watched some clips.

He's watched some clips that have... That have not sat well with him, but... Oh, God. You know? Yeah. I don't want... I don't want anyone I'm, like, dating... If they've already seen the show, listen, I can't really do much about it. But, like, if you haven't, it's like... I don't know why you would want to watch that.

He's watched some clips that have... That have not sat well with him, but... Oh, God. You know? Yeah. I don't want... I don't want anyone I'm, like, dating... If they've already seen the show, listen, I can't really do much about it. But, like, if you haven't, it's like... I don't know why you would want to watch that.

Because it's like... Do you want to just see a highlight reel of, like, my life?

Because it's like... Do you want to just see a highlight reel of, like, my life?

Yeah. And also, do you want... Oh, do you want to watch me get engaged, get married?

Yeah. And also, do you want... Oh, do you want to watch me get engaged, get married?

You don't think you want to see that? I don't want... I wouldn't want to see that play out for them. I, like... Yeah.

You don't think you want to see that? I don't want... I wouldn't want to see that play out for them. I, like... Yeah.

Divorced.

Divorced.

Um, no, I mean, we had so much fun.

Um, no, I mean, we had so much fun.

You, you, cause you're a fun guy. Thank you. And so like, that was, there was never a short on having like a good time or like if we went on a trip or something, you know, like there was, there's, I have so many really amazing memories.

You, you, cause you're a fun guy. Thank you. And so like, that was, there was never a short on having like a good time or like if we went on a trip or something, you know, like there was, there's, I have so many really amazing memories.

What?

What?

I mean, I'm sure everyone says this, but the trips were always the most memorable. Man, because we would just have, we would get after it.

I mean, I'm sure everyone says this, but the trips were always the most memorable. Man, because we would just have, we would get after it.

Like this being some of the worst hangovers of my life.

Like this being some of the worst hangovers of my life.

God, yeah. And then I had to drive.

God, yeah. And then I had to drive.

two like two hours and i think it took us like four because we just like kept having to pull over but uh yeah that was terrible yeah um i think like the trips are always really fun and just kind of like i loved like the first day of like filming yeah you know you're hopeful you're naive uh innocent still somewhat i don't know maybe it's so that's always fun because you're just like all right fresh start

two like two hours and i think it took us like four because we just like kept having to pull over but uh yeah that was terrible yeah um i think like the trips are always really fun and just kind of like i loved like the first day of like filming yeah you know you're hopeful you're naive uh innocent still somewhat i don't know maybe it's so that's always fun because you're just like all right fresh start

Yeah.

Yeah.

The worst times were about that mid season hump.

The worst times were about that mid season hump.

Where you're like, just kill me. Just put me out faster. Like, I don't want to do this no more. I think every year people were like, I don't think I can do it.

Where you're like, just kill me. Just put me out faster. Like, I don't want to do this no more. I think every year people were like, I don't think I can do it.

I'm like really shocked at your trajectory that you've been on with like popping up on the Valley, doing the other stuff that you've done. What was that? Mars?

I'm like really shocked at your trajectory that you've been on with like popping up on the Valley, doing the other stuff that you've done. What was that? Mars?

Yeah. Because you were just so like, I don't know. Like you were, you pushed back on the whole reality TV personality, whole song and dance for so long.

Yeah. Because you were just so like, I don't know. Like you were, you pushed back on the whole reality TV personality, whole song and dance for so long.

You're a mactor.

You're a mactor.

Wait till you do a mayo commercial.

Wait till you do a mayo commercial.

I didn't know this. And then when we were on set doing that, they're like, it's so crazy. Cause we're, that's what we would always say. But now we're like, not kidding.

I didn't know this. And then when we were on set doing that, they're like, it's so crazy. Cause we're, that's what we would always say. But now we're like, not kidding.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Um, what I learned about myself, I learned that I have a lot of love to give and that, you know, I don't want to like have to like dull my shine in the process and forget who I am and what's important to me and what I truly need and want. And that's okay. Yeah. But to, I just, you know, to just stand up for yourself, I think.

Um, what I learned about myself, I learned that I have a lot of love to give and that, you know, I don't want to like have to like dull my shine in the process and forget who I am and what's important to me and what I truly need and want. And that's okay. Yeah. But to, I just, you know, to just stand up for yourself, I think.

Which I think the show, that would go similar for the show as well.

Which I think the show, that would go similar for the show as well.

Okay, what was the question?

Okay, what was the question?

What was it? No, what was it?

What was it? No, what was it?

Oh, for the show.

Oh, for the show.

not get drunk as much. Those were always my worst moments when I would just drink too much. And that's one thing I've learned is that I need to never get drunk.

not get drunk as much. Those were always my worst moments when I would just drink too much. And that's one thing I've learned is that I need to never get drunk.

No.

No.

Because sometimes Tequila Katie would be fun. So like there's been definitely times where I'm just like, I'm definitely a little tipsy, but like, and don't go dark side. I don't rage text. The last time I think I was, I was super drunk was in Vegas and I just like went to sleep and woke up with a terrible hangover, but like nothing had like,

Because sometimes Tequila Katie would be fun. So like there's been definitely times where I'm just like, I'm definitely a little tipsy, but like, and don't go dark side. I don't rage text. The last time I think I was, I was super drunk was in Vegas and I just like went to sleep and woke up with a terrible hangover, but like nothing had like,

I went to a show and then I went to a tiki bar after. You don't have tiki drink nightcaps. That's not what you do. But I did that thinking like... Tiki drink nightcap.

I went to a show and then I went to a tiki bar after. You don't have tiki drink nightcaps. That's not what you do. But I did that thinking like... Tiki drink nightcap.

No, it started with a demon's demon shot. That's what it's called.

No, it started with a demon's demon shot. That's what it's called.

It's exactly what you picture it looking like and tasting like. It's like pineapple... I don't know what's in it. But the best tiki bar is in Vegas called Golden Tiki.

It's exactly what you picture it looking like and tasting like. It's like pineapple... I don't know what's in it. But the best tiki bar is in Vegas called Golden Tiki.

They light drinks on fire.

They light drinks on fire.

It's in Chinatown.

It's in Chinatown.

So it's near like old Vegas. But yeah, no, I wanted them flaming drinks.

So it's near like old Vegas. But yeah, no, I wanted them flaming drinks.

I love it. I only go to dive bars, I think. First of all, I haven't been to a bar in like a while.

I love it. I only go to dive bars, I think. First of all, I haven't been to a bar in like a while.

I still love the brand. You go to Tom Tom and Jax's?

I still love the brand. You go to Tom Tom and Jax's?

I went to a little tavern recently. Yeah, I love that. That place, like when it smells like drinking outside, I go there.

I went to a little tavern recently. Yeah, I love that. That place, like when it smells like drinking outside, I go there.

Do it. Just don't go into business with a friend.

Do it. Just don't go into business with a friend.

it's been arian and i have been great because like we no one none of us are like too much of a control freak over anything like she's like you know she knows she has to be away she's like trust you whatever you know blah blah we like keep each other in loop on everything but in terms of like the decision making everything that was just so easy with her it was like very just the most overwhelming part was like the when all the scandal stuff was happening that was also like

it's been arian and i have been great because like we no one none of us are like too much of a control freak over anything like she's like you know she knows she has to be away she's like trust you whatever you know blah blah we like keep each other in loop on everything but in terms of like the decision making everything that was just so easy with her it was like very just the most overwhelming part was like the when all the scandal stuff was happening that was also like

There was just so much happening on the precipice of trying to get open and trying to find this person. So it was just like hectic.

There was just so much happening on the precipice of trying to get open and trying to find this person. So it was just like hectic.

You know what of all.

You know what of all.

Because he's your friend.

Because he's your friend.

Do you still hang out with him?

Do you still hang out with him?

You travel to go...

You travel to go...

You're an appearance whore.

You're an appearance whore.

I know, dude, because you're a people pleaser.

I know, dude, because you're a people pleaser.

You want everyone to be happy. Is everyone good? Do you need anything? Like meanwhile, you're like tired, overworked, drug, stressed.

You want everyone to be happy. Is everyone good? Do you need anything? Like meanwhile, you're like tired, overworked, drug, stressed.

Yourself, most importantly. The only person you hurt in that whole people pleasing thing of it all is yourself.

Yourself, most importantly. The only person you hurt in that whole people pleasing thing of it all is yourself.

I don't believe it. I don't know.

I don't believe it. I don't know.

No, those were transition spots just because we had to like, you know, we were starting to film season of Vanderpump Rules. So we wanted to move before that all happened and the house, we were putting the house on the market. So it was just sort of like find somewhere. I found you, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Because you were like, I can't.

No, those were transition spots just because we had to like, you know, we were starting to film season of Vanderpump Rules. So we wanted to move before that all happened and the house, we were putting the house on the market. So it was just sort of like find somewhere. I found you, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Because you were like, I can't.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Any other brain busters for me?

Any other brain busters for me?

That's what it's about.

That's what it's about.

Of course. Listen, I don't mean to say that just because I'm not out there talking about it all the time. It was a huge part of my life.

Of course. Listen, I don't mean to say that just because I'm not out there talking about it all the time. It was a huge part of my life.

A huge chunk. of my adult life. I barely lived an adult life without the show. So of course I'm sentimental towards it, but I'm, you know, there's some, there's some sticking points to that are painful on heart that I, that caused me to have confusing feelings about things, you know, with certain people and just events that happen and.

A huge chunk. of my adult life. I barely lived an adult life without the show. So of course I'm sentimental towards it, but I'm, you know, there's some, there's some sticking points to that are painful on heart that I, that caused me to have confusing feelings about things, you know, with certain people and just events that happen and.

I'm excited to watch the season of The Valley. Yeah, it's sort of like... It's crazy how much that show is so just similar to Vanderpump Rules. I know they were trying to create some difference in it, but the transitions, the music transition, everything is the exact same.

I'm excited to watch the season of The Valley. Yeah, it's sort of like... It's crazy how much that show is so just similar to Vanderpump Rules. I know they were trying to create some difference in it, but the transitions, the music transition, everything is the exact same.

This is basically just what our show... What we wanted our show to eventually become.

This is basically just what our show... What we wanted our show to eventually become.

Which is what pisses me off because Jackson was like, I created this show. I'm like, bitch, this was in talks years before this. This was going to be a thing. You didn't create anything.

Which is what pisses me off because Jackson was like, I created this show. I'm like, bitch, this was in talks years before this. This was going to be a thing. You didn't create anything.

I'm never going to give that man credit for anything.

I'm never going to give that man credit for anything.

How's that going?

How's that going?

sweet quiet i never even see him i mean we hang out once in a while but i've never heard a peep out of jack's as a neighbor do you realize this is the second time he's encroached on your living space wait when was the first time when we lived on king then he's like oh my god went kind of like behind her back to like move in oh my god well i was like not happy about it yeah at first but then it ended up being really fun being fine but i was just like god damn it like

sweet quiet i never even see him i mean we hang out once in a while but i've never heard a peep out of jack's as a neighbor do you realize this is the second time he's encroached on your living space wait when was the first time when we lived on king then he's like oh my god went kind of like behind her back to like move in oh my god well i was like not happy about it yeah at first but then it ended up being really fun being fine but i was just like god damn it like

Yeah.

Yeah.

I think everyone hated it.

I think everyone hated it.

You can't call it separated. That's when people that's that's prior to and I don't want to try to.

You can't call it separated. That's when people that's that's prior to and I don't want to try to.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I love Gautier.

I love Gautier.

No, he's not. He never wanted to.

No, he's not. He never wanted to.

Guess what? It never left.

Guess what? It never left.

I would think about Gautier at least a couple times a month for no reason. I don't know. Maybe there's some type of invisible string tying me to Gautier.

I would think about Gautier at least a couple times a month for no reason. I don't know. Maybe there's some type of invisible string tying me to Gautier.

Well, that's something we can talk about in our pocket because that's been a topic that Dana and I have discussed amongst each other, just being... spending your life with somebody, you're spending a chunk of your life and then they just become a stranger. And that's such an odd, odd thing.

Well, that's something we can talk about in our pocket because that's been a topic that Dana and I have discussed amongst each other, just being... spending your life with somebody, you're spending a chunk of your life and then they just become a stranger. And that's such an odd, odd thing.

You did that. What are you talking about?

You did that. What are you talking about?

You literally did.

You literally did.

There's the thought of meeting someone and moving in with them.

There's the thought of meeting someone and moving in with them.

Um, okay.

Um, okay.

Well, her stuff was always there, so.

Well, her stuff was always there, so.

Boiling a bunny somewhere.

Boiling a bunny somewhere.

I feel sweaty. It was so cold in here when I walked in and now I'm sweating.

I feel sweaty. It was so cold in here when I walked in and now I'm sweating.

I'm not. I don't know. It takes a minute, right?

I'm not. I don't know. It takes a minute, right?

That's why you should have done this earlier.

That's why you should have done this earlier.

Once this is done, I'll be like, oh, here I go.

Once this is done, I'll be like, oh, here I go.

It's good to see you. Thanks for bringing the boys here.

It's good to see you. Thanks for bringing the boys here.

Sure. He's the best.

Sure. He's the best.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Thank you for having me.

Thank you for having me.

No.

No.

Because you have a tattoo. You made it your brand.

Because you have a tattoo. You made it your brand.

No, I hear people saying that to each other out in the open. I'm just like, so it's not that weird. Why we got so much heat for that? I don't know.

No, I hear people saying that to each other out in the open. I'm just like, so it's not that weird. Why we got so much heat for that? I don't know.

Okay.

Okay.

Well, I mean, no, I think I became more the Tequila Katie. Yeah. People would be like, I'm also Tequila Katie. I'm like, okay. I don't know. Cause some people like they're excited about it or it's like a negative thing or they don't care. They think it's hilarious. I don't know. Or people just come up to me. They go choke.

Well, I mean, no, I think I became more the Tequila Katie. Yeah. People would be like, I'm also Tequila Katie. I'm like, okay. I don't know. Cause some people like they're excited about it or it's like a negative thing or they don't care. They think it's hilarious. I don't know. Or people just come up to me. They go choke.

That's great.

That's great.

Yeah, well, as tight as possible.

Yeah, well, as tight as possible.

Yeah, I mean, they're primarily with you, but I think that works because you dote on them like I could never have. You always were like the, you know, the primary caretaker.

Yeah, I mean, they're primarily with you, but I think that works because you dote on them like I could never have. You always were like the, you know, the primary caretaker.

I know, but I think they might love you more. And I wasn't going to deny that, so obviously.

I know, but I think they might love you more. And I wasn't going to deny that, so obviously.

Yeah. Anytime.

Yeah. Anytime.

No.

No.

We'll have a good time.

We'll have a good time.

We don't do like, we're not, we don't do the Barbara Walters things. We, we talk about all kinds of shit.

We don't do like, we're not, we don't do the Barbara Walters things. We, we talk about all kinds of shit.

Have you never listened to an episode?

Have you never listened to an episode?

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

It's good to see you, too. And I'll see you tomorrow when you come on disrespectfully.

It's good to see you, too. And I'll see you tomorrow when you come on disrespectfully.

You need to sign off.

You need to sign off.

And say toodaloo, motherfuckers.

And say toodaloo, motherfuckers.

Detoxification complete.

Detoxification complete.

Did you call me Maloney?

Did you call me Maloney?

So weird.

So weird.

So we're not having mimosas.

So we're not having mimosas.

Oh my, where did you get that?

Oh my, where did you get that?

This is potion number three. This is the red wine, the red blend that we did. I like all those things on the back. It says, hints of ripe red fruits and spice, a luscious blend to chill on ice.

This is potion number three. This is the red wine, the red blend that we did. I like all those things on the back. It says, hints of ripe red fruits and spice, a luscious blend to chill on ice.

I know.

I know.

I believe so because so Kristen when we started this it was the it was like a collab kind of thing knocking point does collabs with celebrities and athletes and all different people where they'll do just like a kind of like a one off but we wanted to do more than one we wanted to do as many as possible

I believe so because so Kristen when we started this it was the it was like a collab kind of thing knocking point does collabs with celebrities and athletes and all different people where they'll do just like a kind of like a one off but we wanted to do more than one we wanted to do as many as possible

Is this what your podcast is? You tell people how to do drugs?

Is this what your podcast is? You tell people how to do drugs?

We're at my place.

We're at my place.

They're here.

They're here.

The Drew with prosciutto.

The Drew with prosciutto.

Do you remember when you gave me that little drink, the Kava Kratom, whatever it was?

Do you remember when you gave me that little drink, the Kava Kratom, whatever it was?

Do you need help?

Do you need help?

And I hadn't had, I'd have, I'd have kava before, but I don't know what this shit was. And I decided to drink the whole thing.

And I hadn't had, I'd have, I'd have kava before, but I don't know what this shit was. And I decided to drink the whole thing.

And this was, I was, I filmed with you at your place and then I had to go, this is just so they feel like they're here with us. And then this is when I went and filmed with Ariana and Lala and Sheena. And I think Lala and Ariana were kind of like hashing some things out and I was eating the French fry. And I just felt like I was there, but I wasn't there. I was like watching from...

And this was, I was, I filmed with you at your place and then I had to go, this is just so they feel like they're here with us. And then this is when I went and filmed with Ariana and Lala and Sheena. And I think Lala and Ariana were kind of like hashing some things out and I was eating the French fry. And I just felt like I was there, but I wasn't there. I was like watching from...

a movie theater.

a movie theater.

Yeah, like I was like, oh my God, wait, I can't just like watch them have this conversation and be enthralled. Like I was eating popcorn watching like the French fries. But that's how it felt like. I was like, oh my God, I'm swimming in the cosmos. I need to come back down to earth and get involved in whatever's happening in front of me. But it was like,

Yeah, like I was like, oh my God, wait, I can't just like watch them have this conversation and be enthralled. Like I was eating popcorn watching like the French fries. But that's how it felt like. I was like, oh my God, I'm swimming in the cosmos. I need to come back down to earth and get involved in whatever's happening in front of me. But it was like,

that sounds like a macro dose yeah no that shit was and the people are telling me they're like that i told that i drank that they're like i like got so addicted to apparently that stuff is addictive you need to put warnings out there for people well not kava but you're talking about kratom which is something different kratom is similar to kava yeah i haven't fucked with kratom yet but i'm gonna do a deep dive into that actually some of those drinks like that one has kratom in it yeah

that sounds like a macro dose yeah no that shit was and the people are telling me they're like that i told that i drank that they're like i like got so addicted to apparently that stuff is addictive you need to put warnings out there for people well not kava but you're talking about kratom which is something different kratom is similar to kava yeah i haven't fucked with kratom yet but i'm gonna do a deep dive into that actually some of those drinks like that one has kratom in it yeah

Well, not to like get creative juices flowing, but remember I had some, there was a contact I had with somebody. I won't give them away. I don't know how like legalized this is, but they did like microdose capsules. It was a really small amount. I also had like lion's mane in it, but it's small enough.

Well, not to like get creative juices flowing, but remember I had some, there was a contact I had with somebody. I won't give them away. I don't know how like legalized this is, but they did like microdose capsules. It was a really small amount. I also had like lion's mane in it, but it's small enough.

Do you remember?

Do you remember?

And the first time I ever did it though, I did have a little bit of a, a situation. I remember I took it in the morning cause they're like, you won't have any psychedelic effects. I was like, perfect. I took one before I went to the doctor and I was driving home on the four Oh five and felt like I was in a video game.

And the first time I ever did it though, I did have a little bit of a, a situation. I remember I took it in the morning cause they're like, you won't have any psychedelic effects. I was like, perfect. I took one before I went to the doctor and I was driving home on the four Oh five and felt like I was in a video game.

A little bit. No, at the doctor's office. I was like, something's weird. And they get my car and I'm like, something's very weird. But it was fine. It wasn't like I was like fucked up. It was just slightly, there was a little bit of like a lens.

A little bit. No, at the doctor's office. I was like, something's weird. And they get my car and I'm like, something's very weird. But it was fine. It wasn't like I was like fucked up. It was just slightly, there was a little bit of like a lens.

It's like that euphoric.

It's like that euphoric.

I love a microdose at Disneyland.

I love a microdose at Disneyland.

I think we did something else.

I think we did something else.

Yeah. Who was it that said it's the only way you could travel?

Yeah. Who was it that said it's the only way you could travel?

I think it was.

I think it was.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, that was just us hanging out. They came and stayed with us.

No, that was just us hanging out. They came and stayed with us.

We had the, that was just a night we were all hanging out.

We had the, that was just a night we were all hanging out.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

No, I know. But he was like, we were just trying to like calm him down. Definitely not trying to.

No, I know. But he was like, we were just trying to like calm him down. Definitely not trying to.

I would rather chew my arm off.

I would rather chew my arm off.

Well, you've met him.

Well, you've met him.

Became friends a year ago. And, you know, he was seeing someone at the time. And so we would just, we had like stuff in common. He actually like had a one point years prior to lived in the old building I lived in. So when I met him, I went to one of their shows. with someone else at the time. And, um, we were talking about LA. He's like, I live in LA. And I was like, I live there.

Became friends a year ago. And, you know, he was seeing someone at the time. And so we would just, we had like stuff in common. He actually like had a one point years prior to lived in the old building I lived in. So when I met him, I went to one of their shows. with someone else at the time. And, um, we were talking about LA. He's like, I live in LA. And I was like, I live there.

And then we figured out that he used to live with my old building. But anyway, so we became like friends and we just like talk music stuff. And I invited, um, him to the soft opening of something about her. He came, he brought his girlfriend at the time. I met her a few times and, and then they ended up breaking up sometime during the summer.

And then we figured out that he used to live with my old building. But anyway, so we became like friends and we just like talk music stuff. And I invited, um, him to the soft opening of something about her. He came, he brought his girlfriend at the time. I met her a few times and, and then they ended up breaking up sometime during the summer.

And he and I just started hanging out more and talking more. And then just sort of like, we went from being friends to just being more like pretty like I don't know when you when you know somebody already pretty well it's just like you decide like

And he and I just started hanging out more and talking more. And then just sort of like, we went from being friends to just being more like pretty like I don't know when you when you know somebody already pretty well it's just like you decide like

that you just want to like i don't know yeah dating is so weird you know and it's like yeah people are terrible at communicating it's always just sort of like i guess we're not hanging out anymore i don't know it's a weird weird vibe but it wasn't like that with him because we were already friends i feel well equipped for it i don't love dating but i feel well equipped after being married being with you for 12 years i feel you know are you though yeah i am what have you learned i

that you just want to like i don't know yeah dating is so weird you know and it's like yeah people are terrible at communicating it's always just sort of like i guess we're not hanging out anymore i don't know it's a weird weird vibe but it wasn't like that with him because we were already friends i feel well equipped for it i don't love dating but i feel well equipped after being married being with you for 12 years i feel you know are you though yeah i am what have you learned i

You let them be emotional.

You let them be emotional.

Without criticizing their emotions.

Without criticizing their emotions.

And you come home every night.

And you come home every night.

Not really, but do you come home every night?

Not really, but do you come home every night?

I don't know. What happened with your girlfriend?

I don't know. What happened with your girlfriend?

What happened with the girl that you were seeing?

What happened with the girl that you were seeing?

Well, that's a little difficult to do when you're dating someone who's not private.

Well, that's a little difficult to do when you're dating someone who's not private.

All right.

All right.

So you're friends, but you're not dating.

So you're friends, but you're not dating.

Um, but I'm going to go, um, the other one.

Um, but I'm going to go, um, the other one.

I saw she's, I don't, we don't got to give it, you know, but like, we can maybe talk about that on your podcast. Okay.

I saw she's, I don't, we don't got to give it, you know, but like, we can maybe talk about that on your podcast. Okay.

It was good. Um, we got like some, a little bit of a rush in there, so I didn't want to like stay too long or take up too much space. But, um, I like popping in there for like a couple hours here and there. And, um, you know, having a sandwich, hanging out, vibing out. I love being there. It's such a, it's such a like cozy little spot and it was exactly what we wanted it to become.

It was good. Um, we got like some, a little bit of a rush in there, so I didn't want to like stay too long or take up too much space. But, um, I like popping in there for like a couple hours here and there. And, um, you know, having a sandwich, hanging out, vibing out. I love being there. It's such a, it's such a like cozy little spot and it was exactly what we wanted it to become.

So it's really nice to just like being there and like, you know, obviously vibe out and like some future plans that we want.

So it's really nice to just like being there and like, you know, obviously vibe out and like some future plans that we want.

I didn't promise to do anything.

I didn't promise to do anything.

I remember you did bring a muffaletta, but I mean, if you ever had the Cameron, the Cameron's similar.

I remember you did bring a muffaletta, but I mean, if you ever had the Cameron, the Cameron's similar.

Oh, but that, that, those, those recipes and sandwiches don't exist anymore. Like our Italian is on a, it's called the Cameron.

Oh, but that, that, those, those recipes and sandwiches don't exist anymore. Like our Italian is on a, it's called the Cameron.

There hasn't been a line recently. As long as you don't go, like, yeah, if you go between, I don't know, 12 and two, it might be a little unpredictable in terms of line.

There hasn't been a line recently. As long as you don't go, like, yeah, if you go between, I don't know, 12 and two, it might be a little unpredictable in terms of line.

Remember when you're like, you would like be in there though. When I wanted to help with Schwartz and Sandy's like, yeah, but you're going to have to like be in there. I'm like, I'll fucking be in there.

Remember when you're like, you would like be in there though. When I wanted to help with Schwartz and Sandy's like, yeah, but you're going to have to like be in there. I'm like, I'll fucking be in there.

Only because like you are served sometimes became really overwhelming to be at, which is, you know, but that was also for other reasons too.

Only because like you are served sometimes became really overwhelming to be at, which is, you know, but that was also for other reasons too.

What is going on here? Aren't they always kind of short kings?

What is going on here? Aren't they always kind of short kings?

Nichols? Are they all from Florida?

Nichols? Are they all from Florida?

Okay, Gaylord Falker, let's go.

Okay, Gaylord Falker, let's go.

Does anyone here eat Fast Breaks?

Does anyone here eat Fast Breaks?

It is the best candy bar on the market. It is a Reese's with nougat.

It is the best candy bar on the market. It is a Reese's with nougat.

I was going to say, you're from the South, you don't know Decanter.

I was going to say, you're from the South, you don't know Decanter.

Nougat's better than all of us is what he's saying. Maybe that's your origin story. You should have some candy. You'd probably be happier. Candy's the best.

Nougat's better than all of us is what he's saying. Maybe that's your origin story. You should have some candy. You'd probably be happier. Candy's the best.

Yeah, Wonderland.

Yeah, Wonderland.

The cowboy? Yeah. Except for the fact that he's a cowboy, but he was. I love a cowboy. She loves a cowboy.

The cowboy? Yeah. Except for the fact that he's a cowboy, but he was. I love a cowboy. She loves a cowboy.

I mean, you keep saying every single person, but it's also possible.

I mean, you keep saying every single person, but it's also possible.

Maybe you need a fucking fast break. So I got that and some lemonade Sour Patch Kids, but they weren't as great.

Maybe you need a fucking fast break. So I got that and some lemonade Sour Patch Kids, but they weren't as great.

Renaissance man. I'm surprised as to how chronically online I am that I haven't heard of him, so I'm feeling a little disappointed in myself.

Renaissance man. I'm surprised as to how chronically online I am that I haven't heard of him, so I'm feeling a little disappointed in myself.

What kind of candy do you like? Do you eat candy or is it just no candy in the household? Are you allowed to?

What kind of candy do you like? Do you eat candy or is it just no candy in the household? Are you allowed to?

It's because I don't chronically watch this like Katie is and you guys, but Rob, I actually just was scrolling the other day. I saw him in a bush somewhere with a snake at night, like snake gathering. I was like, who the fuck? He's hot. And then I was like, oh, this is that Love Island guy that loves snakes. Nice.

It's because I don't chronically watch this like Katie is and you guys, but Rob, I actually just was scrolling the other day. I saw him in a bush somewhere with a snake at night, like snake gathering. I was like, who the fuck? He's hot. And then I was like, oh, this is that Love Island guy that loves snakes. Nice.

kind of want to be yes oh you have you have i have okay i've seen a couple there i mean her she crushes it with the looks i like to see it when she met any of the cast yeah when it's in slow-mo what does she think yeah she's super excited about the season she's really excited she's gonna look fucking fire and i think it's gonna be great i mean i love that she genuinely loves the show and had for years and this is just like are you gonna watch this year i am just because of her like it's a lot i get it like i mostly watch her parts and fast forward that's how we got into it last season and we're like oh my god this is really good

kind of want to be yes oh you have you have i have okay i've seen a couple there i mean her she crushes it with the looks i like to see it when she met any of the cast yeah when it's in slow-mo what does she think yeah she's super excited about the season she's really excited she's gonna look fucking fire and i think it's gonna be great i mean i love that she genuinely loves the show and had for years and this is just like are you gonna watch this year i am just because of her like it's a lot i get it like i mostly watch her parts and fast forward that's how we got into it last season and we're like oh my god this is really good

Then you'd probably love a fast break.

Then you'd probably love a fast break.

Nick has that and he's like, I'm being bad right now.

Nick has that and he's like, I'm being bad right now.

Do you give out trick-or-treaters toothbrushes and like pennies? What do you give trick-or-treaters? Just curious.

Do you give out trick-or-treaters toothbrushes and like pennies? What do you give trick-or-treaters? Just curious.

I had a problem. Here's the thing. He was sick. Not to be this person, but isn't there sugar in grapefruit? Are you referring to refined?

I had a problem. Here's the thing. He was sick. Not to be this person, but isn't there sugar in grapefruit? Are you referring to refined?

Refined, okay.

Refined, okay.

Well, yeah.

Well, yeah.

Okay, well, don't show him my fucking going to New South Wales vlog. I don't want to have him fly over the fucking edge.

Okay, well, don't show him my fucking going to New South Wales vlog. I don't want to have him fly over the fucking edge.

I think you actually might.

I think you actually might.

No, we're fine. I'm talking about sugar, carbs, all these things we need. You do need.

No, we're fine. I'm talking about sugar, carbs, all these things we need. You do need.

No, I laid there just like dying for... We both have sleeping disorder. We both have not good sleep situation, but... What do you do to solve that problem? Oh, I scroll. I do the thing you're not supposed to do. Yeah. Should be doing it. I mean, I've tried everything. It just, yeah.

No, I laid there just like dying for... We both have sleeping disorder. We both have not good sleep situation, but... What do you do to solve that problem? Oh, I scroll. I do the thing you're not supposed to do. Yeah. Should be doing it. I mean, I've tried everything. It just, yeah.

You know, I used to have a Kindle. And I immediately fall asleep. I used to have one, but then I kind of resisted, but maybe I should get back on that. It's nice to have all your books in one place.

You know, I used to have a Kindle. And I immediately fall asleep. I used to have one, but then I kind of resisted, but maybe I should get back on that. It's nice to have all your books in one place.

I mean, I love an audio book too.

I mean, I love an audio book too.

sick not about me no i read like the am i the assholes i read about people's like really bizarre plain behavior do you ever go to bed dreaming about the stories no sometimes if i fall asleep to a tiktok though it will oh yeah i have on repeat like three audiobooks one of them being matthew perry don't ask me and i just like his voice and so i'll have like dreams about matthew perry a lot it's quite strange now you still want to watch handmaid's tale before bed that was triggering

sick not about me no i read like the am i the assholes i read about people's like really bizarre plain behavior do you ever go to bed dreaming about the stories no sometimes if i fall asleep to a tiktok though it will oh yeah i have on repeat like three audiobooks one of them being matthew perry don't ask me and i just like his voice and so i'll have like dreams about matthew perry a lot it's quite strange now you still want to watch handmaid's tale before bed that was triggering

Yeah. Oh, that one's hard to watch before bed. Yeah. No, thanks.

Yeah. Oh, that one's hard to watch before bed. Yeah. No, thanks.

No, but I follow on TikTok. When you're chronically online, you can gather. Yeah, you know what's going on. You don't need to watch TV anymore. No.

No, but I follow on TikTok. When you're chronically online, you can gather. Yeah, you know what's going on. You don't need to watch TV anymore. No.

He's great.

He's great.

Yeah, he'll be on disrespectfully.

Yeah, he'll be on disrespectfully.

There's more to her that people don't see.

There's more to her that people don't see.

Yeah. We just did a deep dive on that.

Yeah. We just did a deep dive on that.

I think that I lean more towards she didn't, but I'm not 100% she didn't. But either way, to convict someone of murder, too, on this state's case, it's just not there. There's so much reasonable doubt. So, no, thank you.

I think that I lean more towards she didn't, but I'm not 100% she didn't. But either way, to convict someone of murder, too, on this state's case, it's just not there. There's so much reasonable doubt. So, no, thank you.

They're wasted. Yeah. I don't think they meant to. I think they got in a fight and he stumbled out and fell and probably hit his head. And that's what I think was more likely that happened.

They're wasted. Yeah. I don't think they meant to. I think they got in a fight and he stumbled out and fell and probably hit his head. And that's what I think was more likely that happened.

Why didn't the cops go in the house that morning? If someone dies on the lawn, why on earth did a bunch of police officers not say... Do you think OJ did it?

Why didn't the cops go in the house that morning? If someone dies on the lawn, why on earth did a bunch of police officers not say... Do you think OJ did it?

I think it's really hard for a woman to overcome not being likable in the court of public opinion. I think you're pretty likable. No, she's not.

I think it's really hard for a woman to overcome not being likable in the court of public opinion. I think you're pretty likable. No, she's not.

I didn't know true religion was still around. That's cool.

I didn't know true religion was still around. That's cool.

Yeah, is that a recession indicator?

Yeah, is that a recession indicator?

Okay.

Okay.

Sorry. She has a residency at Sexy Fish.

Sorry. She has a residency at Sexy Fish.

Hell yeah. That's reliable. Hell yeah. That'll work. Oh, I'm into that. It's worked for you. No, it sure hasn't, but I like it.

Hell yeah. That's reliable. Hell yeah. That'll work. Oh, I'm into that. It's worked for you. No, it sure hasn't, but I like it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Like, God, stop.

Like, God, stop.

Absolutely. She is just as bad about it. It's like, are you buying it for her? Are you buying it for you?

Absolutely. She is just as bad about it. It's like, are you buying it for her? Are you buying it for you?

It's a cool experience.

It's a cool experience.

That's incredible.

That's incredible.

Just kept showing up. Just kept showing up. Showing back up.

Just kept showing up. Just kept showing up. Showing back up.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

What is going on here? Aren't they always kind of short kings?

Nichols? Are they all from Florida?

Okay, Gaylord Falker, let's go.

Does anyone here eat Fast Breaks?

It is the best candy bar on the market. It is a Reese's with nougat.

I was going to say, you're from the South, you don't know Decanter.

Nougat's better than all of us is what he's saying. Maybe that's your origin story. You should have some candy. You'd probably be happier. Candy's the best.

Yeah, Wonderland.

The cowboy? Yeah. Except for the fact that he's a cowboy, but he was. I love a cowboy. She loves a cowboy.

I mean, you keep saying every single person, but it's also possible.

Maybe you need a fucking fast break. So I got that and some lemonade Sour Patch Kids, but they weren't as great.

Renaissance man. I'm surprised as to how chronically online I am that I haven't heard of him, so I'm feeling a little disappointed in myself.

What kind of candy do you like? Do you eat candy or is it just no candy in the household? Are you allowed to?

It's because I don't chronically watch this like Katie is and you guys, but Rob, I actually just was scrolling the other day. I saw him in a bush somewhere with a snake at night, like snake gathering. I was like, who the fuck? He's hot. And then I was like, oh, this is that Love Island guy that loves snakes. Nice.

kind of want to be yes oh you have you have i have okay i've seen a couple there i mean her she crushes it with the looks i like to see it when she met any of the cast yeah when it's in slow-mo what does she think yeah she's super excited about the season she's really excited she's gonna look fucking fire and i think it's gonna be great i mean i love that she genuinely loves the show and had for years and this is just like are you gonna watch this year i am just because of her like it's a lot i get it like i mostly watch her parts and fast forward that's how we got into it last season and we're like oh my god this is really good

Then you'd probably love a fast break.

Nick has that and he's like, I'm being bad right now.

Do you give out trick-or-treaters toothbrushes and like pennies? What do you give trick-or-treaters? Just curious.

I had a problem. Here's the thing. He was sick. Not to be this person, but isn't there sugar in grapefruit? Are you referring to refined?

Refined, okay.

Well, yeah.

Okay, well, don't show him my fucking going to New South Wales vlog. I don't want to have him fly over the fucking edge.

I think you actually might.

No, we're fine. I'm talking about sugar, carbs, all these things we need. You do need.

No, I laid there just like dying for... We both have sleeping disorder. We both have not good sleep situation, but... What do you do to solve that problem? Oh, I scroll. I do the thing you're not supposed to do. Yeah. Should be doing it. I mean, I've tried everything. It just, yeah.

You know, I used to have a Kindle. And I immediately fall asleep. I used to have one, but then I kind of resisted, but maybe I should get back on that. It's nice to have all your books in one place.

I mean, I love an audio book too.

sick not about me no i read like the am i the assholes i read about people's like really bizarre plain behavior do you ever go to bed dreaming about the stories no sometimes if i fall asleep to a tiktok though it will oh yeah i have on repeat like three audiobooks one of them being matthew perry don't ask me and i just like his voice and so i'll have like dreams about matthew perry a lot it's quite strange now you still want to watch handmaid's tale before bed that was triggering

Yeah. Oh, that one's hard to watch before bed. Yeah. No, thanks.

No, but I follow on TikTok. When you're chronically online, you can gather. Yeah, you know what's going on. You don't need to watch TV anymore. No.

He's great.

Yeah, he'll be on disrespectfully.

There's more to her that people don't see.

Yeah. We just did a deep dive on that.

I think that I lean more towards she didn't, but I'm not 100% she didn't. But either way, to convict someone of murder, too, on this state's case, it's just not there. There's so much reasonable doubt. So, no, thank you.

They're wasted. Yeah. I don't think they meant to. I think they got in a fight and he stumbled out and fell and probably hit his head. And that's what I think was more likely that happened.

Why didn't the cops go in the house that morning? If someone dies on the lawn, why on earth did a bunch of police officers not say... Do you think OJ did it?

I think it's really hard for a woman to overcome not being likable in the court of public opinion. I think you're pretty likable. No, she's not.

I didn't know true religion was still around. That's cool.

Yeah, is that a recession indicator?

Okay.

Sorry. She has a residency at Sexy Fish.

Hell yeah. That's reliable. Hell yeah. That'll work. Oh, I'm into that. It's worked for you. No, it sure hasn't, but I like it.

Yeah.

Like, God, stop.

Absolutely. She is just as bad about it. It's like, are you buying it for her? Are you buying it for you?

It's a cool experience.

That's incredible.

Just kept showing up. Just kept showing up. Showing back up.

Absolutely.