Katie Nolan

I learned, and I probably already knew, so I guess I feel like I had confirmed for me, just how many people are willing to turn the other way on anything and be completely emotionally dishonest with their friend if their friend is powerful and can in some way provide something for them, or at least keep them close to power.

I learned, and I probably already knew, so I guess I feel like I had confirmed for me, just how many people are willing to turn the other way on anything and be completely emotionally dishonest with their friend if their friend is powerful and can in some way provide something for them, or at least keep them close to power.

I was going to say cell phones.

I was going to say cell phones.

I was going to say cell phones.

Whoa. Holy shit. Real eyes, real eyes, real lies. Damn.

Whoa. Holy shit. Real eyes, real eyes, real lies. Damn.

Whoa. Holy shit. Real eyes, real eyes, real lies. Damn.

And if you win Miss Maine, what do you get? Well...

And if you win Miss Maine, what do you get? Well...

And if you win Miss Maine, what do you get? Well...

Surely a sash.

Surely a sash.

Surely a sash.

I assume you're jumping ahead to the next step, whereas if she doesn't win, this could turn into some sort of political stance. I'm just saying. I don't have the patience for that chapter, if that's where we're going. Same way I feel about Stephen A. Smith potentially running for president. I'm jumping off the roof of my building before we get to this.

I assume you're jumping ahead to the next step, whereas if she doesn't win, this could turn into some sort of political stance. I'm just saying. I don't have the patience for that chapter, if that's where we're going. Same way I feel about Stephen A. Smith potentially running for president. I'm jumping off the roof of my building before we get to this.

I assume you're jumping ahead to the next step, whereas if she doesn't win, this could turn into some sort of political stance. I'm just saying. I don't have the patience for that chapter, if that's where we're going. Same way I feel about Stephen A. Smith potentially running for president. I'm jumping off the roof of my building before we get to this.

28,000-year-old dildo, that's what she calls Bill.

28,000-year-old dildo, that's what she calls Bill.

28,000-year-old dildo, that's what she calls Bill.