The real story of Bill Belichick's 24-year-old girlfriend is even weirder than it seemed on the viral CBS interview: Pablo spoke to 11 sources who've dealt with Jordon Hudson directly — and there is deep concern that she is destroying the legacy and reputation of the greatest football coach ever. Plus: Katie Nolan and Michael Cruz Kayne reveal our reporting from Hudson's hometown and her ex-boyfriend's (gulp) unsavory past. That... and the story of the yellow polka-dot bikini. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: Who is Jordon Hudson and why is she significant?
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Chapter 2: What exclusive information is revealed about Bill Belichick?
Wait, can I say the same thing? I was going to say it because I'm going to forget it. Yeah. I'm trying to picture either you're typing it or you're writing it, right? If you're writing it, there's no way you write 00 instead of 01. This was typed.
Yeah.
So if you're typing it.
Yeah, it's just the same.
But on your phone, the zero is not where the one is. It's not close to the one.
And that is literally the argument that one of the sources that I spoke to at UNC pointed out. How the f*** could you mistake a zero for a one?
Yeah, you'd have to go out of your way. What a crazy little detail. On a phone, on a keyboard. Yeah. And it's like you'd hit the same thing. Right. Yeah. Oh my goodness gracious.
So this specific mistake, quote unquote,
feels instructive. But wait, you could put zero, maybe you could put zero twice. You could put double zero. Generously, maybe you could, maybe you double tapped it.
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Chapter 3: How did Jordon Hudson influence Bill Belichick's media presence?
This is an extraordinarily generous read of what this guy's deal is.
What's his deal?
Well, let's find out.
Should I keep going? Oh, no.
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Is he all right? The guy loves wine. How many stars did he give that one? Oh, my God.
Oh, that's going to be five stars.
Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This one here is oof.
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Chapter 4: What controversies surround Jordon Hudson's background?
And the thing that Jordan Hudson considers one of the worst case scenarios here as a result of the CBS disaster, which again, felt entirely preventable if...
one, were more strategic or knowledgeable about the industry, a parallel through line through so many of the anecdotes that we have reported, is that she has been very concerned to the point of explicitly telling Bill Belichick and others that this whole disaster, this whole episode at this point, honestly, is actively undermining her chances to win the Miss Maine competition.
And if you win Miss Maine, what do you get? Well...
She was a runner-up last year.
Surely a sash.
She's trying to win that sash this year. Yeah. Okay. The thing starts tomorrow. And if you want a twist in the next development in this script, I just want to point out that one of the contestants she's competing against happens to be a trans woman. And I think they have more votes than Jordan Hudson.
I assume you're jumping ahead to the next step, whereas if she doesn't win, this could turn into some sort of political stance. I'm just saying. I don't have the patience for that chapter, if that's where we're going. Same way I feel about Stephen A. Smith potentially running for president. I'm jumping off the roof of my building before we get to this.
You're saying you're not looking forward to future defense secretary Jordan Hudson?
Oh, no.
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Chapter 6: What are the implications of Jordon Hudson's relationship with Bill Belichick?
He's an idiot savant, which is to say, you can be a savant, you can be a genius in football, but outside of it, we're sort of testing for the first time what that genius gets you when you are not surrounded by things that you know and have known for decades.
I learned, and I probably already knew, so I guess I feel like I had confirmed for me, just how many people are willing to turn the other way on anything and be completely emotionally dishonest with their friend if their friend is powerful and can in some way provide something for them, or at least keep them close to power.
My take at the end of this is mostly that every disaster we've chronicled seems extraordinarily self-inflicted. It seems like a series of cell phones and also cell phones.
I was going to say cell phones.
Both. Cell phones chronicling cell phones.
Whoa. Holy shit. Real eyes, real eyes, real lies. Damn.
And I say that because I think there's a lot of a very young person. And by the way, Silicon Valley is full of such people, right? Very ambitious people with no sense of unintended consequences. None. This is a very familiar prodigy when it comes to the study of power. The real estate she took, she grabbed.
And the thing that Jordan Hudson considers one of the worst case scenarios here as a result of the CBS disaster, which again, felt entirely preventable if...
one, were more strategic or knowledgeable about the industry, a parallel through line through so many of the anecdotes that we have reported, is that she has been very concerned to the point of explicitly telling Bill Belichick and others that this whole disaster, this whole episode at this point, honestly, is actively undermining her chances to win the Miss Maine competition.
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