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PTFO - The Jordon Rules: An Exclusive PTFO Investigation
Fri, 09 May 2025
The real story of Bill Belichick's 24-year-old girlfriend is even weirder than it seemed on the viral CBS interview: Pablo spoke to 11 sources who've dealt with Jordon Hudson directly — and there is deep concern that she is destroying the legacy and reputation of the greatest football coach ever. Plus: Katie Nolan and Michael Cruz Kayne reveal our reporting from Hudson's hometown and her ex-boyfriend's (gulp) unsavory past. That... and the story of the yellow polka-dot bikini. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: Who is Jordon Hudson and why is she controversial?
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28,000-year-old dildo, that's what she calls Bill.
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Chapter 2: What are the implications of Jordon Hudson's involvement with Bill Belichick?
Yeah, you'd have to go out of your way. What a crazy little detail. On a phone, on a keyboard. Yeah. And it's like you'd hit the same thing. Right. Yeah. Oh my goodness gracious.
So this specific mistake, quote unquote,
feels instructive. But wait, you could put zero, maybe you could put zero twice. You could put double zero. Generously, maybe you could, maybe you double tapped it.
Anyway, this is just pointing out the presentation, the theater of what it is to allegedly be the first lady of UNC football. It's a real puzzle, admittedly. It's a puzzle, including for someone I'd have to imagine, like Harvard professor Warren Goldfarb.
Warren G. I'm the Walter Beverly Pearson professor of modern mathematics and mathematical logic. And now you should add emeritus, because I've retired. Despite the title, I'm actually in the philosophy department, not the mathematics department.
Warren G. did tell us that he is not familiar with deductive logic, his book, Raising... libidos in this way, but he did tell us. Is this one of our 11?
We really asked him that.
He's not one of the 11 for the record.
Hey, sir, does your book tend to make people horny?
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Chapter 3: How did Jordon Hudson gain influence over Bill Belichick's media empire?
one, were more strategic or knowledgeable about the industry, a parallel through line through so many of the anecdotes that we have reported, is that she has been very concerned to the point of explicitly telling Bill Belichick and others that this whole disaster, this whole episode at this point, honestly, is actively undermining her chances to win the Miss Maine competition.
And if you win Miss Maine, what do you get? Well...
She was a runner-up last year.
Surely a sash.
She's trying to win that sash this year. Yeah. Okay. The thing starts tomorrow. And if you want a twist in the next development in this script, I just want to point out that one of the contestants she's competing against happens to be a trans woman. And I think they have more votes than Jordan Hudson.
I assume you're jumping ahead to the next step, whereas if she doesn't win, this could turn into some sort of political stance. I'm just saying. I don't have the patience for that chapter, if that's where we're going. Same way I feel about Stephen A. Smith potentially running for president. I'm jumping off the roof of my building before we get to this.
You're saying you're not looking forward to future defense secretary Jordan Hudson?
Oh, no.
In the words of a very wise man on social media. Oh, boy. Something bad is about to happen. This could be anything. This could really go anywhere. You go, girl.
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