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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

And I was like, oh, someone probably threw something away at my counter.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

So I like opened the counter doors and like nothing in there.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

OK, so weird.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

I was like, man, like this is really, really bad.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

So I go to walk around the corner where not a lot of people go.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

And sure enough, all over the floor, all over.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

That I don't know, but I'm assuming probably people in the store had to know because there was no one by my counter.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

I'll get to the part later about what happened after that to give you more of an answer of people like new or not.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

But I frantically just used a bunch of makeup remover and alcohol that they have in the makeup stores, just cleaning it up, making sure no one would see me again, back of the counter.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

I'm like, no one's here anyways.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

Like it's fine.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

Clean it up.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

No one knows it's me anyways.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

Right.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

Except if anyone was in the store and notice I changed, which I

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

literally just thinking about now.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

But anyways, I pick it up, throw it away.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

All is done.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

I'm like, okay, cool.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

I only have a couple more hours in my shift.