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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

Don't think anything of it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

And I'm like, I'm in the clear.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

That emptied me all out.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

I'll be fine.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

Maybe a three or four-parter.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

I don't know.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

Thankfully not a two-parter, but it's not the best situation I get back.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

I get back and it's still busy in the store.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

And I'm now in like full heavy sweats just because nerves or whatever, maybe the laxative.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

I don't really know.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

But I'm by my counter and my counter was like packed before.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

There's not a soul to be seen, but the store is still busy.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

I was like, oh my gosh, just because I'm not here for a second.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

No one wanted to help me.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

Like what's going on?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

And so I'm walking around the counter and I'm like, oh, my gosh, like something smells really bad over here.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

I honestly was like, no, the bad things already happened to me.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

There's no way it can get worse.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

So I'm not thinking.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

We have kids all the time in our stores leaving stuff around the store, like food and all that.