Podcast Appearances
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III
So I just booked it out of the store.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III
Yeah.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III
I sit in my car, can't believe that happened.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III
I'm like crying.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III
I'm like, oh my gosh, like what am I doing?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III
And I look at the pill bottle, type in the name of the pill into Google.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III
Sure enough, it's a laxative.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III
And I was not supposed to take it until I was at home or by a toilet.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III
Yeah.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III
Like probably a powerful enema.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III
Oh, that's what my friend was saying.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III
She was like, sounds very similar to when I had mine.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III
I was like, okay, great.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III
But anyways, I have to go back to work.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III
I need this job.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III
I can't just like not show back up.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III
I don't know what I was thinking.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III
I probably could have called, but it was a busy Saturday.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III
So run home.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III
I get changed.