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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

My shirt was tucked into my skirt.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

Literally took out the whole wardrobe.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

I'm like panicking now.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

Thank God no one's in the bathroom the same time as I am.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

But I'm taking all the toilet paper, just like trying to like get it off myself.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

I throw away my thong because I'm like, there's no saving this thing.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

And I'm panicking.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

I'm like, what did I take?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

What do I do?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

I don't even know.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

I'm panicking.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

I'm not thinking.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

And I live right across the street at the time.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

Like literally, like I could have walked home, but I obviously didn't for obvious reasons.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

I get out of the bathroom.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

I see my manager in passing and I say, hey, I got to go.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

Emergency.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

I'll be back.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

And she was like, everything OK?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

And I was like, I got to go.