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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

Some tiny woman's underwear.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

And then, yeah, just like this cute little shirt.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

I had to wear all black to work.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

Anyways, I'm going to walk around the back of my counter.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

And I got a second to breathe.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

And I was like, okay, I'll just let it go right here.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

So I let it go.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

And all of a sudden, I feel something running down my spine.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

My counter is in the center of the store.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

And then I kind of have this little loop behind my counter where I can kind of hide from the rest of the people in the store.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

So that's kind of where I am because I was like, okay, no one's in the back here.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

Let me just step to the side.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

My customer totally could have seen me, and it's a very busy Saturday.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

Oh.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

I was like, oh no, something's running down my leg.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

I was like, what did I take?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

So I go run to the back of the store where the bathroom is, assess the situation, and I'm just covered.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

Diarrhea all over my thong, inside of my skirt.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

In your shirt?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation III

Skirt and shirt.