Kayla

Like, I'm good.

Thank you.

So left and then went to my job at the makeup counter.

So.

It was a Saturday, super, super busy.

I popped the pill.

You know, I'm just going about my day.

So, no, it's actually like in a shopping center.

I'm not ashamed to say it was an Ulta in a shopping center.

Oh, got it.

That's where I used to work.

Oh, great.

Yeah, yeah.

It was super, super busy.

I could not even leave the counter for a second just because there were so many people.

And so I started to feel like a grumbling in my stomach.

And I was like...

oh gosh well i don't have any time to go to the bathroom i usually crop dust the back of the store you know just kind of like take a little walk sure but i couldn't i was helping too many people color matching doing all of that to get my commission and so i felt the rumbling felt the rumbling and i was like okay i know this feeling like it's just a fart i haven't even farted in six days this is totally fine like i'll be okay what were you wearing can i ask quickly

Yeah, that was actually a big part of the story.

I was wearing a long black skirt.