Keezy

But yeah, it's a step-through, but it certainly works for Marge, who's, you know, getting on in life.

So she wouldn't be able to swing a leg like she used to in the old days.

Yeah.

Jeez, boy, did she swing a leg.

Or your mum.

Anyway, where we're sort of at now is I really want this really fancy, cool-looking thing.

And my wife is going to say to me, well, you've already got this one and it's free.

Why would we even consider buying something that's expensive like this other thing is?

Well, it's not free.

And I guess what I would quite like is a man that's, you know...

Fast approaching his 50th birthday is to not have to commute on something that's an absolute humiliator.

So what I've sort of been dealing with is I've been walking to work, which is fine, but I've also been using the Lime or the Flamingo.

I prefer the Flamingo because it's New Zealand owned and operated.

But a 50-year-old man on a Flamingo.

Scooter.

Going at, yeah, not an actual Flamingo.

Yeah, you're right, a Flamingo scooter.

If I was on an actual flamingo, that'd be sick.

That'd be way cool.

But they go at about 6km an hour, and when you're doing that in rush hour traffic, everybody's around, and it's just embarrassing.