Keith Treacy

You can boast more about a hat-trick.

I scored a couple of, like, one goals off the... I nearly... I got very, very close to a hat-trick.

I scored two against Sheffield United and I took a free kick and I hit the crossbar.

Nearly scored a hat-trick against them, but...

I scored two goals in that game we beat Sheffield United 2-1 and United got relegated after an interleague one so even after the game I'm down the tunnel and I knew all the Sheffield United backroom staff so I spent the next half an hour apologising to everybody it was a mad mad feeling

Is that your favourite finish, is it?

Ah, either or.

I'd just be throwing grenades in.

I'd be meeting people.

If I met you there and I knew who you were, I'd be telling everybody else that your name was Peter.

He's lying, isn't he?