Keith Treacy

When I get asked for pictures now with kids, it's the dads behind them.

Because the kids are like, they know me from the fella on the telly, but the dads know me as an ex-footballer.

So, it's a strange one.

I've got two.

I love a half volley as it's rising.

So you hit it and it's still rising as it hits the back of the net.

But I love one where you're running in one-on-one and your touch is a little bit heavy and you commit the goalkeeper and as he goes in to get it with his hands, you just lift it over him.

I love committing him and just dinking the ball over the top of him.

Probably a hat-trick.

You can boast more about a hat-trick.

I scored a couple of, like, one goals off the... I nearly... I got very, very close to a hat-trick.

I scored two against Sheffield United and I took a free kick and I hit the crossbar.

Nearly scored a hat-trick against them, but...

I scored two goals in that game we beat Sheffield United 2-1 and United got relegated after an interleague one so even after the game I'm down the tunnel and I knew all the Sheffield United backroom staff so I spent the next half an hour apologising to everybody it was a mad mad feeling

Is that your favourite finish, is it?

Ah, either or.

I'd just be throwing grenades in.

I'd be meeting people.

If I met you there and I knew who you were, I'd be telling everybody else that your name was Peter.

He's lying, isn't he?