Kelly James

Look, I'm not bullshitting you.

First of all, a lot of people don't know this.

Let me tell you something about your podcast.

When artists show up here, artists show up here, they get here.

A person tells you that there's a certain call time.

Let's say it's 5 o'clock.

Okay, be at the Adam Carolla show by 5 o'clock.

All right, you show up at 5 o'clock when you get here.

Adam Carolla is still on the air.

He's doing his thing.

He's doing his interview, his podcast with someone else.

And they tell you, look.

Adam is going to be in this podcast for at least another 25 to 35 minutes.

Is that awesome?

Hang on right here in this beautiful area next to the cars and the sofas and help yourself to anything you like.

And when I say help yourself to anything you like, they point automatically at that freaking Mangria bar and they point at all the other alcohol and the freaking cookies and all the cheeses and all the other shit you have right there.

And they say, help yourself.

And so I walk in here, right?

30 days carb-free like a motherfucker.

And I show up here, and they say, help yourself to anything you want.