Kelly McCarran
speaker
8,159 appearances
17 recordings
1 series
first heard Jun 2026
last heard today
Kelly McCarran’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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recordings per month · last 12 monthsRecordings per month over the last 12 months — 17 in all, peaking in Aug 2026 with 5.
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As I've gotten older, I don't care about cellulite and stretch marks that I used to worry about when I would go to the beach.
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But the idea, and I'm not lazy or waxed, so it is something
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in my own
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way.
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But...
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The idea of going to the beach and having, like, opening my legs to go for a swim and having, like, a full, like, koala ears, sideburns right there makes me feel mortified.
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It feels like something so personal.
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Like, I'd rather pop a flap than pop a puby area.
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feels so intimate.
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You need almost to like super glue them into your vagina.
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Sometimes I don't know if I'm
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Because I wonder if there is the argument that it's a ridiculous beauty standard, but I'm like that only sort of has women in this chokehold.
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But is it?
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Because I also don't want to see men's pubes.
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I don't want to see anyone's pubes at the beach or anywhere.
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Well, men usually wear more coverage.
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But if they were wearing Speedos or something, say, and they were poking out the sides, I would find that just as confronting because I'd be like, and why do I care?
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But I just would be like, oh.
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It's your private area.
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And for some reason I don't think about that about boobs, but
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