Kelly

They didn't charge you for stealing pillows?

Oh, my gosh.

You guys, though, I can see him doing this covert mission to retrieve stupid pillows.

What?

Oh, my gosh.

I mean, you could have just easily found out what type of pillows they were and spent how much on the room just to, like, get the pillows.

And, oh, my God, you're probably charged more for even stealing some carrots.

It doesn't make sense financially.

And, like, honey, why wouldn't you just tell me that you were doing this?

Like, why was it a secret?

Okay.

Like, I just want to be clear about that.

And I know, I know.

I mean, can you just like the next time, just like doesn't involve theft or property.

Like next time that would be, that would be great.

And just tell me next time you're like wanting to do a covert operation.

Insane.

You're insane.

Do you know how stressful that is?

Like you, anytime you're not being direct and honest with me, like I'm going to create stories, but it's like, of course I am because I'm stressing because I can smell when you're not being truthful.