Kelsey McKinney

Okay, so the boat is docked. Most of the crew is off the ship because they are on a journey to get their passports stamped to see penguins. And I need to get into Mira's room. Mira's key is in her bra, so I can't pickpocket it from her unless I'm willing to do some truly deranged things.

Okay, so the boat is docked. Most of the crew is off the ship because they are on a journey to get their passports stamped to see penguins. And I need to get into Mira's room. Mira's key is in her bra, so I can't pickpocket it from her unless I'm willing to do some truly deranged things.

And I'm her boss. Yeah, that's important. I forgot that. Other people have room keys in general. I assume janitors would have like some kind of universal key. And janitors, it feels like at this point you might be friends with one. So you could maybe just gab it up and lift those keys.

And I'm her boss. Yeah, that's important. I forgot that. Other people have room keys in general. I assume janitors would have like some kind of universal key. And janitors, it feels like at this point you might be friends with one. So you could maybe just gab it up and lift those keys.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, perfect. Great. You know what? I think it's time to deboard. The scientists seem like they probably have a nice little house that is not on the water. And I'm going to be going there and I'm going to be saying hello. Thank you so much for your service to the national sciences. Please. Can I come in?

Oh, perfect. Great. You know what? I think it's time to deboard. The scientists seem like they probably have a nice little house that is not on the water. And I'm going to be going there and I'm going to be saying hello. Thank you so much for your service to the national sciences. Please. Can I come in?

We'll go down with this ship.

We'll go down with this ship.

What do you do? Well, death is imminent, so... mira is no longer my problem the doctors are no longer my problem um i'm going to wherever captain jack sparrow is because i believe that he probably has a separate lifeboat for him um and i'll be there i'm not i'm not doing any of this shit yeah yeah the entire crew was trying to get her to shut the fuck up the guests are really confused and scared

What do you do? Well, death is imminent, so... mira is no longer my problem the doctors are no longer my problem um i'm going to wherever captain jack sparrow is because i believe that he probably has a separate lifeboat for him um and i'll be there i'm not i'm not doing any of this shit yeah yeah the entire crew was trying to get her to shut the fuck up the guests are really confused and scared

Perfect. This is like when you're on a plane and you pull out from the gate and then they're like, I'm so sorry, y'all. We're going to have to go back to the gate. It's like, no, no, no. Just take off.

Perfect. This is like when you're on a plane and you pull out from the gate and then they're like, I'm so sorry, y'all. We're going to have to go back to the gate. It's like, no, no, no. Just take off.

My body hurts. Um... I feel really stressed. Um... Everyone is a nightmare on this ship, including this ship. Um... I guess I'm on Tim's side. He doesn't seem to have done anything wrong. And he seems really good at smuggling stuff, which to me is a benefit in a person. I don't think I can be on Mira or Josie's side at this point because I'm like, you're both making me crazy.

My body hurts. Um... I feel really stressed. Um... Everyone is a nightmare on this ship, including this ship. Um... I guess I'm on Tim's side. He doesn't seem to have done anything wrong. And he seems really good at smuggling stuff, which to me is a benefit in a person. I don't think I can be on Mira or Josie's side at this point because I'm like, you're both making me crazy.

Wow. I'm so happy for her. You know what? Actually, everyone kind of got what they wanted in this story. Tim got money.

Wow. I'm so happy for her. You know what? Actually, everyone kind of got what they wanted in this story. Tim got money.

Josie stops being on a cruise, which is hell, and entered a different kind of cruise, which is Disney World. And Mira gets to be the star. Like she will be the biggest star in Topeka. I believe in her. Same. Wow. That's the story, Kelsey. That's the gossip. How do you feel? I feel great. I'm so proud of you. This was so good. I loved it. Very, very stressful inside my body.

Josie stops being on a cruise, which is hell, and entered a different kind of cruise, which is Disney World. And Mira gets to be the star. Like she will be the biggest star in Topeka. I believe in her. Same. Wow. That's the story, Kelsey. That's the gossip. How do you feel? I feel great. I'm so proud of you. This was so good. I loved it. Very, very stressful inside my body.