Kermit the Frog

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275 appearances 6 recordings 1 series first heard Nov 2024 last heard Jun 2025

Kermit the Frog’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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You could argue they needed to be smaller.
You don't get to do that. I know, yeah, yeah.
Oh, hell no. No. I'm actively campaigning not to go. Witty, on the way out here, just come on the Panthers one time for me. On the way out. No, I'm not saying that.
Come on. Come on them.
so dumb traitor traitor yeah witty do you feel good about this do you feel like do you feel good about this is the last question um no I don't I have been miserable every day around hockey for two years but that doesn't mean I'm gonna stop now turn the shower on right now you coward yep Turn it on.
That segment just started with you saying, I just thought it was funny. No one knows what you're talking about. I'm not sure if you should say what you thought was funny, what's going on.
He's making fun of me for how I acted at my daughter's kindergarten graduation, and it is the least controversial thing ever. When my daughter was called, wall of videos going on, I'm like, yeah! That's it. It wasn't louder than that. It wasn't any other words.
No, every parent, when it's their kid, you give a little something extra for your person.
Coming from the guy who, when I was a baseball player, had a look at me, Louie, let's go, Christopher! Christopher! My friend Jess, to this day, still says, hey, what's up, Christopher?
He didn't call anyone else Christopher. Let's go, Christopher! But he always emphasized, it was like a very, everyone knew his call for me.
Right, he did exactly what I did, which was just for his kid, give a little something extra.
I don't understand this relationship. Do you want your father not to love you? No, he's criticizing me for how I reacted to my daughter. Well, parental decorum. There's a difference between a baseball game and a graduation. Okay, exactly. Greg gets me.
We're sending Billy the audio to his email. I've sent in the audio, so he should have it soon.
Because my daughter is hearing 50 kids before her get wooed, and then she gets her name called, and what if she just hears nothing? Golf clap. I'm telling you, by the 30th kid, I am mailing in this clap. That's the thing that's more interesting to me. Everyone's giving their kid the woo. It's what do you give the other 104 kids? Not everybody gave a woo.
Because by kid 32, I'm barely making a noise with this clap.
This guy snuck out the back door like 20 minutes into the ceremony. Didn't even see his... The woo that I did for my daughter, you weren't even there for. I know, but I heard it on tape.
No, you don't woo. Yes, you do. Everyone woo. It's such an odd thing to make fun of.
It metastasizes. You didn't give Claire a woo?
What's the phone in the hand have to do? I guarantee you I need wooed.
No, there are a lot of Hispanic kids at this school. I was probably not in the top 30 in terms of like, there were plenty of people where the whole family went crazy.
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