Kevin Roos

I have to say, technology is not my friend this week.

Well, first of all, I now have a new piece of technology in my bedroom called a CPAP machine.

You heard of these things?

So listen, if you're out there, you think you want a boyfriend, like you do, but here's what's going to happen.

He's going to notice during the night that it appears that you briefly stopped breathing, and that's going to terrify him.

And next thing you know, you're going to be at the doctor.

Now I sleep with a mask on, and when I breathe, I sound like Darth Vader.

So that's thing one that's happening to me.

I accidentally bricked my laptop with a bottle of water in my bag.

Yeah.

And then today I'm trying to get to the office for the podcast and my debit card that is attached to my public transit card expired.

No big deal.

For two days, I've been trying to navigate the city bureaucracy to just replace the credit card that is attached to my transit card.

It won't work.

So I have to order an Uber to the office and it says it's going to be six minutes.

It was more like a casual 12 and I get in and it's one of these cars where the driver appears to have been smoking in it continuously since 1976.

So that is sort of my tech stack over the past seven days.

That sounds horrible.

I'm frustrated, Kevin.

I'm not in a good place, and I need help.