Kevin Sharp

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150 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Jun 2026 last heard 6 Jun

Kevin Sharp’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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They were always drinking tea in Alice in Wonderland, so I figured, how could it hurt?

Took me a day to steep and strain the tea, but damn if it didn't work out.

I can still hear that giraffe back there chatting about his job at the bank.

He won't tell me which bank, but ain't that just like a giraffe?

I bend and pick a few shrooms, stuffing them in my pocket.

Wait, um, hold the hell on.

Did the mushrooms move?

Did they look at me?

Is that one smiling?

What the crap?

This isn't fun like talking to the giraffe.

Do the mushrooms have teeth now?

Oh man, oh man, oh man.

So like, maybe we should tell someone.

I jump and scream, forgetting that Birdie is with me down here.

I quickly close the door and turn to Birdie, frowning.

Who are we gonna tell, Birdie?

Huh?

Who do you call when a closet filled with magic mushrooms suddenly appears in your basement?

The cops?

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