Kevin Twomey
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So I'm between two minds about it.
I'm into dogs and love the idea of one day owning a dog.
But there's a certain gay on the dating apps and it's just a dog.
It's the dog, it's the dog.
I get it's a bit of a selling point.
Have your dog in one of the pics.
Also like I'm into dogs.
I'm not going locking lips with a fella when 10 minutes prior he was playing canine tonsil tennis.
Okay What is doggy Like I get it We're all close for dogs We'd all love to hug a dog Stop tonguing your dog It's quite I think it's a bit weird Actually Stop tonguing your dog Is the name of the app Stop tonguing the dog Is the name of the app Do you agree Yeah and also Like you don't You love your cats You don't be tonguing them And nothing kills the mood Faster than when If you're just like Getting into the foreplay bits And then you hear like a Roof Or Meow
Once I was with a guy and I was like doing bits and then I started getting a lick on my foot and I thought we were having a threesome.
I go, oh my God, he's in an open relationship.
No, it's his fucking dog.
The husbands have to come in home.
His dog down the end of the bed.
I can get that peach on free.