Kevin Wildes
speaker
987 appearances
3 recordings
1 series
first heard Sep 2026
last heard 5d ago
Kevin Wildes’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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The dogs are out.
Now the caveat to this story is that I have two dogs.
One dog who is partly a human being, partly a Bernese Mountain Dog, partly a poodle.
It's a Bernese Mountain Dog, but again, one part human being.
To the point where, and I don't know where you stand on reincarnation, but God had a guy who loved dogs.
Said, hey...
I'm going to send you back down to earth.
What do you want to be?
I was like, I'll be a dog.
He said, boom, okay.
He's got the fur, got the tail, the paws.
And then all of a sudden, God had to go do something else.
And my current dog is there talking to God's assistant.
You think I'm like, is God coming back or I don't know.
I think he said you're ready to go.
He's like, I'm definitely not ready to go.
I have a human brain and like human being eyes in like a human being's personality.
And the guy's like, well, you got it like a tail and a long tongue, like.
You are furry.
I think you're ready to go.
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