Kieron McVay

Diehard Pompey supporter Kieron McVay contacts Pompey Sound from his home in China.

Kieron, a teacher of English as a foreign language and enthusiastic seven-a-side player in a serious local league, followed Pompey on his PC.

But this season watches the game more often in the comfort of one of the countless sports bars in China, showing Premier League and Championship games.

He has messaged us his 10-point plan for Pompey's survival.

10.

Buy more Ebo Adams.

10 of him and we can be on the beach in three games.

9.

If it's a 12.30 kickoff, open the bars around Fratton Park at 8 in the morning.

8.

Slip the ref a double-headed coin.

Kicking into the Milton End first half is the first big cheer of the game.

7.

Round up the handful of Misery Guts keyboard warriors, give them a red and white scarf and tell them to keep out and stay out.

6.

Make the players watch The Great Escape followed by Zulu every afternoon after training, prime examples of courage and adversity.

5.

Make the players grow Marlon Pac beards and get his tats too.

Why hasn't he got the VC yet?

4.