Kim Komando

It's decoding irritating corporate speak.

Here are some of the words from texts and email that irritate everyone.

According to AI, here's what these words mean.

Let's start with touching base.

This means you're ignoring me, so I intend to hassle you until you pay attention.

Let's take this offline.

It means shut up and never mention it again.

Here's a favorite from the 30,000 foot view.

This means I have no idea what's really happening.

Mission critical means if this fails, we're all getting fired, or at least you will.

I'm sure you've heard this one.

It was only a dumpster fire, which means it was a total disaster that everyone is pretending was really only a learning experience.

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All right, let me give it to you again.