Kinsey Schofield
Appearances
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
The Shadow of Diddy Loomed Over the Met Gala, Plus Prince Harry's Performative Whining and Lying
I saw this, and I have so many questions. I have so many questions.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
The Shadow of Diddy Loomed Over the Met Gala, Plus Prince Harry's Performative Whining and Lying
Yeah. No, she calls this high fashion. I call it a cry for help in some pretty tight Rosa Parks panties. I could not justify this to save my life. I don't feel like this is honoring Rosa Parks to sit on her face. What was the ultimate objective here?
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
The Shadow of Diddy Loomed Over the Met Gala, Plus Prince Harry's Performative Whining and Lying
She'd be canceled. Right. What did Rosa Parks do to her?
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
The Shadow of Diddy Loomed Over the Met Gala, Plus Prince Harry's Performative Whining and Lying
I mean, here, do you remember when you had to be like invited to the Met Gala and it was the end all be all event? Yeah, yeah. I look at this picture and I think it feels like they're just handing out tickets with every GLP one poke. I don't understand. This is not the elite to me. You've shown me two people that are not on my radar ever so far. And fashion wise, I'm unimpressed.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
The Shadow of Diddy Loomed Over the Met Gala, Plus Prince Harry's Performative Whining and Lying
But also, I'm just like, what happened to this being such a glam? Remember, Princess Diana went to the Met.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
The Shadow of Diddy Loomed Over the Met Gala, Plus Prince Harry's Performative Whining and Lying
Yes. This is not that's not the vibe I get with with their with the pistol umbrella.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
The Shadow of Diddy Loomed Over the Met Gala, Plus Prince Harry's Performative Whining and Lying
Oh, see, that's much more aggressive. I was going to say he looks like he stole that blazer off a retired magician after the rabbit quit. So I think that that is a much better description than mine.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
The Shadow of Diddy Loomed Over the Met Gala, Plus Prince Harry's Performative Whining and Lying
I think, unfortunately, he, especially with that pose, looks like a substitute teacher on picture day. And that I can't believe that he probably was presented with multiple choices. And that was his like, hell, yeah, let's go.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
The Shadow of Diddy Loomed Over the Met Gala, Plus Prince Harry's Performative Whining and Lying
Oh, that you're going so much deeper than I ever imagined when when it comes to I don't even think Kamala can spell racial unity. But I think she looks like she asked five people if she looked OK and they all lied. That is what my personal opinion is. When I look at that dress, they all they were like, yeah, you look OK. And they lied. They lied to her.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
The Shadow of Diddy Loomed Over the Met Gala, Plus Prince Harry's Performative Whining and Lying
No, I love this too. And there's something about the Met Gala. We need to have these quirky moments. I don't know if we're going to talk about Demi Moore, but... To me, you have to have some of those outfits that totally stand out and remind us that these are supposed to be creatives. These are supposed to be artists. And Andre 3000 is totally representing that right there.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
The Shadow of Diddy Loomed Over the Met Gala, Plus Prince Harry's Performative Whining and Lying
He's giving us a piece of his personality and showing us how brilliant and fun he can be as an artist.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
The Shadow of Diddy Loomed Over the Met Gala, Plus Prince Harry's Performative Whining and Lying
So one of the patterns I saw, and I could be very paranoid, but I felt like a lot of the people that showed up that were white, Nicole Kidman, went crazy safe because they were afraid of perhaps being... accused of cultural appropriation. And I wonder if that's what we see here with the beautiful Barbie dress on Gigi, just, I'm going to play it safe. I'm going to go boring.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
The Shadow of Diddy Loomed Over the Met Gala, Plus Prince Harry's Performative Whining and Lying
We saw so much black that to the point where at one point I thought we were watching a funeral procession, but I felt like a lot of people were like, Hey, I actually don't want to stand out and be talked about this time around. I just don't want any controversy whatsoever.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
The Shadow of Diddy Loomed Over the Met Gala, Plus Prince Harry's Performative Whining and Lying
Right. Yeah. Well, in that particular outfit, you know, I've seen better silhouettes in crime scene chalk. So I would agree that that somebody was mad at her. That stylist had it out for her. I did not think that that was appealing at all.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
The Shadow of Diddy Loomed Over the Met Gala, Plus Prince Harry's Performative Whining and Lying
Oh, yes.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
The Shadow of Diddy Loomed Over the Met Gala, Plus Prince Harry's Performative Whining and Lying
That is very accurate. I think she looks like she lost a bet with the duvet and the duvet won. I mean, the duvet is the clear winner here because it is swallowing her. It's a choice. You know, we're talking about her. I'd never heard of her before until today. So somebody did something right.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
The Shadow of Diddy Loomed Over the Met Gala, Plus Prince Harry's Performative Whining and Lying
I mean, it reminds me of Princess Diana's train, the wedding train. I knew it.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
The Shadow of Diddy Loomed Over the Met Gala, Plus Prince Harry's Performative Whining and Lying
Yes, we have to at least pre-nump, post-nump, fingers crossed.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
The Shadow of Diddy Loomed Over the Met Gala, Plus Prince Harry's Performative Whining and Lying
Yes. A haunted TJ Maxx. It looks like he's at a haunted TJ Maxx, not the Met Gala, but yes. Yes.