Kinsey Schofield
Appearances
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
The Shadow of Diddy Loomed Over the Met Gala, Plus Prince Harry's Performative Whining and Lying
I saw this, and I have so many questions. I have so many questions.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
The Shadow of Diddy Loomed Over the Met Gala, Plus Prince Harry's Performative Whining and Lying
Yeah. No, she calls this high fashion. I call it a cry for help in some pretty tight Rosa Parks panties. I could not justify this to save my life. I don't feel like this is honoring Rosa Parks to sit on her face. What was the ultimate objective here?
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
The Shadow of Diddy Loomed Over the Met Gala, Plus Prince Harry's Performative Whining and Lying
She'd be canceled. Right. What did Rosa Parks do to her?
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
The Shadow of Diddy Loomed Over the Met Gala, Plus Prince Harry's Performative Whining and Lying
I mean, here, do you remember when you had to be like invited to the Met Gala and it was the end all be all event? Yeah, yeah. I look at this picture and I think it feels like they're just handing out tickets with every GLP one poke. I don't understand. This is not the elite to me. You've shown me two people that are not on my radar ever so far. And fashion wise, I'm unimpressed.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
The Shadow of Diddy Loomed Over the Met Gala, Plus Prince Harry's Performative Whining and Lying
But also, I'm just like, what happened to this being such a glam? Remember, Princess Diana went to the Met.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
The Shadow of Diddy Loomed Over the Met Gala, Plus Prince Harry's Performative Whining and Lying
Yes. This is not that's not the vibe I get with with their with the pistol umbrella.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
The Shadow of Diddy Loomed Over the Met Gala, Plus Prince Harry's Performative Whining and Lying
Oh, see, that's much more aggressive. I was going to say he looks like he stole that blazer off a retired magician after the rabbit quit. So I think that that is a much better description than mine.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
The Shadow of Diddy Loomed Over the Met Gala, Plus Prince Harry's Performative Whining and Lying
I think, unfortunately, he, especially with that pose, looks like a substitute teacher on picture day. And that I can't believe that he probably was presented with multiple choices. And that was his like, hell, yeah, let's go.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
The Shadow of Diddy Loomed Over the Met Gala, Plus Prince Harry's Performative Whining and Lying
Oh, that you're going so much deeper than I ever imagined when when it comes to I don't even think Kamala can spell racial unity. But I think she looks like she asked five people if she looked OK and they all lied. That is what my personal opinion is. When I look at that dress, they all they were like, yeah, you look OK. And they lied. They lied to her.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
The Shadow of Diddy Loomed Over the Met Gala, Plus Prince Harry's Performative Whining and Lying
No, I love this too. And there's something about the Met Gala. We need to have these quirky moments. I don't know if we're going to talk about Demi Moore, but... To me, you have to have some of those outfits that totally stand out and remind us that these are supposed to be creatives. These are supposed to be artists. And Andre 3000 is totally representing that right there.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
The Shadow of Diddy Loomed Over the Met Gala, Plus Prince Harry's Performative Whining and Lying
He's giving us a piece of his personality and showing us how brilliant and fun he can be as an artist.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
The Shadow of Diddy Loomed Over the Met Gala, Plus Prince Harry's Performative Whining and Lying
So one of the patterns I saw, and I could be very paranoid, but I felt like a lot of the people that showed up that were white, Nicole Kidman, went crazy safe because they were afraid of perhaps being... accused of cultural appropriation. And I wonder if that's what we see here with the beautiful Barbie dress on Gigi, just, I'm going to play it safe. I'm going to go boring.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
The Shadow of Diddy Loomed Over the Met Gala, Plus Prince Harry's Performative Whining and Lying
We saw so much black that to the point where at one point I thought we were watching a funeral procession, but I felt like a lot of people were like, Hey, I actually don't want to stand out and be talked about this time around. I just don't want any controversy whatsoever.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
The Shadow of Diddy Loomed Over the Met Gala, Plus Prince Harry's Performative Whining and Lying
Right. Yeah. Well, in that particular outfit, you know, I've seen better silhouettes in crime scene chalk. So I would agree that that somebody was mad at her. That stylist had it out for her. I did not think that that was appealing at all.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
The Shadow of Diddy Loomed Over the Met Gala, Plus Prince Harry's Performative Whining and Lying
Oh, yes.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
The Shadow of Diddy Loomed Over the Met Gala, Plus Prince Harry's Performative Whining and Lying
That is very accurate. I think she looks like she lost a bet with the duvet and the duvet won. I mean, the duvet is the clear winner here because it is swallowing her. It's a choice. You know, we're talking about her. I'd never heard of her before until today. So somebody did something right.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
The Shadow of Diddy Loomed Over the Met Gala, Plus Prince Harry's Performative Whining and Lying
I mean, it reminds me of Princess Diana's train, the wedding train. I knew it.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
The Shadow of Diddy Loomed Over the Met Gala, Plus Prince Harry's Performative Whining and Lying
Yes, we have to at least pre-nump, post-nump, fingers crossed.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
The Shadow of Diddy Loomed Over the Met Gala, Plus Prince Harry's Performative Whining and Lying
Yes. A haunted TJ Maxx. It looks like he's at a haunted TJ Maxx, not the Met Gala, but yes. Yes.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
Judge Gives Diddy A Warning, Bill Maher Backlash, and More Meghan Markle Mania
Homegirl Cassie right here, she had a semi, no, I would say it was a whack show. She had a whack, she had a pretty whack show on BET. You know, did not perform at the level of the bad boy excellence, I would say.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
Judge Gives Diddy A Warning, Bill Maher Backlash, and More Meghan Markle Mania
What is going on here? She was one beat drop away from my neck, my back. And believe me when I tell you Meghan Markle can finish that sentence. It is so unroyal. And I know that this is something that was trending a few years ago, classic Meghan, a day late and a dollar short. But this is not what we expect from a woman that insists on being called The Duchess of Sussex.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
Judge Gives Diddy A Warning, Bill Maher Backlash, and More Meghan Markle Mania
OK, this is this is what I expect from the girl giving a blowjob in the pilot episode of Beverly Hills, the new Beverly Hills 90210, which is also something we got for Meghan Markle. I am so offended by this because we have discussed this in the past. You know, Meghan talking on her podcast about never give away a baby name. Never ask somebody what their opinion of your baby name is.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
Judge Gives Diddy A Warning, Bill Maher Backlash, and More Meghan Markle Mania
To me, that was proof that she did not ask Queen Elizabeth if she could steal the name Lilibet. That was the queen's private nickname that she was given as a child. Now, the BBC reported at the time that that they did not truthfully ask permission. After Harry and Meghan said they did, Harry and Meghan threatened a lawsuit. BBC refused to back down.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
Judge Gives Diddy A Warning, Bill Maher Backlash, and More Meghan Markle Mania
And to me, that tells me that the BBC was in the right when they said palace sources were telling them that they did not, in fact, get permission. If you're going to steal this woman's name, this woman who truly did give an entire life of service... to the world, really. I think we all love Queen Elizabeth, even if she wasn't our queen.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
Judge Gives Diddy A Warning, Bill Maher Backlash, and More Meghan Markle Mania
Then the least you can do is not hump around on the internet for what? For clicks? For likes? I mean, what is the objective of sharing this video?
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
Judge Gives Diddy A Warning, Bill Maher Backlash, and More Meghan Markle Mania
And now we're going to associate the name Lilibet with her gyrating all over the Internet for free 99. I mean, she didn't even get paid for this. You know, maybe Metta will cut her some deal for all the traffic she's sending them their way. But I you know, it's so vulgar. It's so gross. It's not cute. And it just gives you a real idea of how desperate she is to constantly stay in the headlines.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
Judge Gives Diddy A Warning, Bill Maher Backlash, and More Meghan Markle Mania
She loves that we're talking about her right now. This is what she lives for. This is the oxygen that she needs is attention, whether it's good or bad. Who are you trying to attract here? But also, speaking of Netflix... I think it's also important that we acknowledge that around this time, they are secretly recording for Netflix.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
Judge Gives Diddy A Warning, Bill Maher Backlash, and More Meghan Markle Mania
Remember that video of Prince Harry getting excited because he's getting on his Tyler Perry freedom flight. He's recording himself. The Doria footage, Doria is shooting the intimate footage of Harry and Meghan watching their Oprah interview for the first time. Doria following them around as friends. as Harry's getting text messages from Prince William. So was this recorded?
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
Judge Gives Diddy A Warning, Bill Maher Backlash, and More Meghan Markle Mania
It's almost grosser when you imagine that it's recorded for Netflix and it's not some cute little intimate thing that they recorded for each other. And Megan just decided to share with the world to honor her daughter on her fourth birthday. Like get out of here.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
Judge Gives Diddy A Warning, Bill Maher Backlash, and More Meghan Markle Mania
Oh, I mean, when it comes to that, I don't know. Do you know that this woman that allegedly delivered Lily had to shut down her practice almost immediately after Lily was born? Because there were several lawsuits against her because of deaths. I mean, it's all... I guess this woman...
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
Judge Gives Diddy A Warning, Bill Maher Backlash, and More Meghan Markle Mania
was so intimidated by Harry and Meghan, perhaps, that they could walk in and go, I'm going to wear my millions of dollars worth of jewelry and my street clothes while giving birth. I don't know. Obviously, allegedly, I guess I should say, this woman didn't always play by the rules. And that's why she was sued multiple times and had to shut down her facility.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
Judge Gives Diddy A Warning, Bill Maher Backlash, and More Meghan Markle Mania
Yes, in Santa Barbara. And now she has recently... reopened in some capacity, but she had to shut down temporarily, said she was going to go spend time with her friends. She wanted to spend more time with her friends and family. And it was later revealed, thanks to your friends at the Daily Mail, that she actually had to shut down because of multiple lawsuits.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
Judge Gives Diddy A Warning, Bill Maher Backlash, and More Meghan Markle Mania
A baby died. That's as far as I know. Yeah. Yeah. That's as far as I know. One of the lawsuits that she fought against and she's come back. But again, this is now years, three, four years after Lily's birth that she's finally getting back on her feet again.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
Judge Gives Diddy A Warning, Bill Maher Backlash, and More Meghan Markle Mania
Why? Oh, because she's got to sell her brand because nobody believes that she's this wholesome Betty homemaker that's got cookies baking in the oven for the kids when they race home from school, so desperate to be with her because she's mommy of the year. I think it's all about selling, selling, selling and pushing her agenda, which has become, you know,
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
Judge Gives Diddy A Warning, Bill Maher Backlash, and More Meghan Markle Mania
being the same girl that she writes about as an 11-year-old. It's not just women all over the world that are fighting greasy pots and pans. That made a little 11-year-old Megan so mad, according to Megan, she always negates to mention that this is a school project, that she writes Procter & Gamble and Procter & Gamble changes their commercial for her.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
Judge Gives Diddy A Warning, Bill Maher Backlash, and More Meghan Markle Mania
Then it's people all over the world, not women. And now Megan is stuck in a kitchen and we're not buying it. We're not buying that. And so she's like, oh, somebody grab me a kid I can throw on my head. No, she's, you know, yanking it away from the nanny to say, no, no, no, I need this for the picture.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
Judge Gives Diddy A Warning, Bill Maher Backlash, and More Meghan Markle Mania
Yeah, well, let's not forget that yesterday at the same time, the story dropped that Prince Harry's court costs could potentially cost taxpayers like millions of dollars. So I also wonder sometimes if they're trying to distract from that. That is going to anger UK taxpayers that every time Prince Harry has a hissy fit, has a conniption, that it costs them money.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
Judge Gives Diddy A Warning, Bill Maher Backlash, and More Meghan Markle Mania
They're going to continue to reject him and his family. And to that point, too, stop telling us that your family's in jeopardy and you're afraid somebody's going to throw acid on your wife's face and allow us into the delivery room.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
Judge Gives Diddy A Warning, Bill Maher Backlash, and More Meghan Markle Mania
Yes. She's going to be talking about championing women and underserved communities because she does so much of that. She leaves Santa Barbara so often Montecito. Um, this is a, wait, we talked about this a few weeks ago, the King goes to Canada and you know how important this is with Trump saying like, we were, we're going to get you.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
Judge Gives Diddy A Warning, Bill Maher Backlash, and More Meghan Markle Mania
The King goes to Canada to kind of like say, no, we're going to continue to protect this land. And where's Harry in China doing? These two are notorious for trying to hijack the headlines when it comes to Royal milestones. But you and I both know that the next day it's going to be Prince Louis across every newspaper and not Meghan Markle with whatever participation trophy she picks up that day.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
Judge Gives Diddy A Warning, Bill Maher Backlash, and More Meghan Markle Mania
They're so stupid. They are. They go to China to talk about the environment and environmental sustainability while doing like that, what is that, a 12,000 mile lap? And... Like you just said, agriculture, China attacking America. So nothing they do makes sense. They're full of hypocrisy, but it's the them, them, them show. And it's relentless. I don't...
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
Judge Gives Diddy A Warning, Bill Maher Backlash, and More Meghan Markle Mania
know how these two can stay together based on how desperate she is to stay famous and how desperate he is to stay afloat. She has a very specific goal, a goal that he doesn't share. And he doesn't know how to be a grownup. He just learned how to start paying his phone bill five years ago. And he is having to take care of this high drama, very expensive individual.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
Judge Gives Diddy A Warning, Bill Maher Backlash, and More Meghan Markle Mania
And I just think that he must be stressed out of his gourd.